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پاکستان کا ایک قدیم اور مقبول کھیل " سیاسی گلی ڈنڈا " ہے

N & S

Sharfoo says: Several hundred years ago, North Karachi and South Karachi were on North and South poles respectively. As opposite things attract each other, thats why they came closer!



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Action & Reaction

Every action has a reaction.

On reading this, Sharfoo closed his book and waited ... Nothing happened!

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Well back to blogger traditional skins. i had an idea about image tags, but did not know what is wrong. While placing tags i messed up things. And there is some problem with proper placement of these things: < , " { ) Or it may be some problem with something else. I am unable to guess. ~~~

Thanks Asma for your clue! I will try it later again. Though i have viewed it. A single em3delflwrbg.jpg is called two times in the code. Once as a sound file and again as a bgfile ... lolz. I am unable to understand this mystery. Waisay that personality test was good. I am pasting the link over here again, so that others may also check it.

http://www.geocities.com/asmamirza_84/personality.html



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Debugging is in progress :)

Ahh...Jamshed Ansari

JA, a famous TV artist passed away. I came to know about it just a couple of minutes ago. Right now a tribute for him is on-air on TV. I first saw him in Drama Serial 'Tanhaiyan'. He was a good actor. I had never thought that he will leave this world so early and quietly. Sad and tragic indeed. May ALLAH rest his soul in peace. Aameen.

Nowadays I am swallowing talwaar kay nishan wali Disprin for two obvious reasons:

1) Headache.
2) My blood needs dilution.

Though ‘dilution in blood’ in desi terms is taken in a very wrong sense.
So the point of caution is: consider its velaity meanings only.


If tested from lab, I am sure my blood will have the following composition:

50% Cholesterol,
10% Pepsi.
40% RBCs

But i fear in the days to follow it will become:

60% Cholesterol.
10% Pepsi.
20% RBCs
10% Disprin.


Last year in winter it was 70% tea and 30% RBCs. While my blood kept boiling all the times, don’t wanna mention ‘why?’

Do you know what is the boiling point of Blood? Water boils at 100 ‘C and Blood? I don’t have any idea but I know sometimes even a smile of a person can boil your blood. Lolz.

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Bas ajj nahi jana. Chutti hay aaj.

Today this was the very first thing that crossed my mind when I opened my eyes in the morning at 6 am and then I slept again. hah. Another sick leave. Well the actual reason was headache and pain in the neck. Now the status of my remaining leaves till Oct. 25th is:

Sick leaves = 1 Alarm Status: High
Casual leaves = 4 AS: Normal.


I have decided to avail a leave on last Saturday of every month (not this time). That is a better way. There is another option of ‘leave without pay’ i.e. absents. But it’s not attractive. Those people are lucky who have Saturdays off as well.

Why cats mourn?

September is about to start and a slight change in the weather, a couple of hours before morning reminds that ‘winter’ is not far away. It’s a sad weather. Don’t know why things look that gloomy in this season. Sunlight changes its color, loses warmth and its brightness disappears. Trees stand still without leaves. Every thing looks very silent and somber. At 11 ‘o’ clock in the morning, color of the light tells that sun is about to set. How deceptive this weather is! Nights are silent and obviously too cold. I feel congested and pray for the days to stretch and nights to become normal once again. Cups of tea one after another…and by the end of the day there is a row of tea cups beside me. Closed windows and doors, heavy quilts and heaters make me feel bad. Every thing is packed. Life becomes slow and time hangs heavy when I wake up 3 or 4 times in the night. Take some water to soak my badly soaring throat, have a look at the time-piece with my eyes half closed, and try to sleep again. Sometimes I succeed in it and sometimes face insomnia. And then from somewhere a crying mad cat makes the atmosphere more ferocious. I don’t know why cats mourn in sad and foggy winter nights. They quarrel with each other and then mourn together while staring at invisible things in front of them. There must be some evil spirits. Why this happens usually in full-moon nights and why moon hides itself behind the thick dark clouds afterwards? Nights become darker and darker and then there are thunder storms. Behind the electricity-flashes in the sky, I can notice the presence of ugly witches, with long noses and shabby brown hair. They laugh madly as if they are about to destroy everything with their stick. Perhaps this is the reason why cats mourn. But as soon as the clouds move away to shower somewhere else, these witches disappear too. Then there is peace. But this whole act is repeated on every full-moon night in winter to remind you it’s a season of sadness, darkness and loneliness!!

Office Biz.

These days according to my training schedule I am in the department known as POY (Pre-oriented yarn). Here molten polymer chips are converted to yarn.

A process engineer, who is actually a post graduate, took me from section to section describing about things in detail. He intentionally missed one section and moved forward rather than entering there. When I asked what is it? His tone changed and told me it’s a restricted area. Here we wash/prepare packs.

Further he continued, “Packs are actually barrel type columns, which have filters and a layer of metal-sand. Molten polymer passes through them. Then it enters into very fine holes of 0.18mm and is thus converted to yarn. This washing of packs, mixing of 4 types of metal-sand in different proportions is done under secrecy. Only concerned persons can enter here.”

Hah... (i had very exclusive words for him)

(Haji just consider this situation of secrecy and compare. Name of which person flashes in your mind first? Lolz!)

Waisay I know there isn’t anything secret in it but a big piece of pig shit all he was exaggerating about. A senior in my department agreed with me.


The funny thing in the story is à The absence of warning message at the entry.

The funnier thing is à I have never heard anybody talking about this forbidden section.

And the funniest thing is à Tom and Harry work there to mix/wash/prepare whatever is concerned with the packs. Without even knowing how important and how much top secret type of job they are doing .lolz.

Now I must stop talking about packs…not because it’s all secret but because I don’t know more about them. Neither em concerned with its details.

Note: Desi translation of Tom and Harry is Sharfoo and Bala Gujjar.


Listening to: FM 89.
Craving: Fried chicken.

Goings on

Celebrated 14th August with traffic jams, blocked roads, and common scenes of
silencer-less two-wheeler stunts. What type of celebration it is to do wheeling, racing, making noise and throwing crackers at others? What is it? Frustration, Enjoyment or Patriotism? Had you been out on the roads yesterday night and today as well, you would have seen watan kay jialay busy in these activities.

My cousin told me that once he saw watan kay jialay, they were on three bikes, they stopped just in front of a police van, threw eggs inside the van and on the wind screen and galloped away from the scene in a jiffy. Lolz. Shararty bachay were just enjoying! Well I don’t have any sympathies with police who had to wash the van afterwards to get rid of pungent odor of eggs.

14/8 is merely a day of enjoyment for us. How many are there who said fatiha for Quaid?

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Dropped my cell phone today and it has got a bad looking small and very clear scratch on its face. And it’s looking too bad. I don’t have enough heart to loose some extra amount to buy a new original one. I would like to spend on something else. Just a small scratch has ruined its whole look.

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Yesterday after a time I ate cherry flavored ice cream. And I still feel its taste on my taste buds. Though a chocolate & pineapple mix is good but cherry is good enough to bring water in your mouth! Likes/dislikes about tastes and flavors keep on changinge and repeating again.

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I wonder why there isn't any comment on the post below.

come on ppl, speak out. i wanna hear something from u on the subject below.

Listening to : 'La Telumeen' by Guitara Band.

Uff…what a song… especially when it comes to last one minute before end. Such compositions come straight from the depths of heart. The point from where the other band member takes over… It’s sad, it’s heart grabbing, it’s pinching and painful…it shakes me from inside…drags my soul on thorns…sighs. It reminds about something/someone I missed/lost in life. It reminds about mental & physical agony that I faced. Nothing is more hurting. Time rewinds back. Things that were long forgotten resurface again. I find myself helpless, left with regrets and sorrows. It reminds me of all the heart throbbing moments. Wanna weep…the cut is deep indeed.

Bitten and dejected, alone I stand with a never ending pain. It will stay in my unconscious forever. Pinching me at times when I want to look behind and at times too when I don’t even wanna think anything. At times when the warmth of tears rolling down my cheeks reminds that my eyes are wet…my heart forgets beating for a while…I feel dumbness and fail to exhale. let me admit…yes today let me admit…lest my heart go bang…It’s pinching at times while strolling alone on a dark road…following the thick yellow lines and pushing along a de-shaped ‘can’ of a cold-drink un-heartedly, it pinches when it gets too dark before rain, pinches while standing outside a shopping zone to buy a bouquet, while staring at the floor covered with red & golden crispy leaves, while imagining about a day twenty years later from today that will bring something exceptional and unexpected, pinching when I recall how uncontrollably I wept when I raised my hands for duaa… sighs…and you don’t even know, painful when it is showering outside in a sad winter night at 3 am & thinking about a day that will never bring us face to face again…will never be able to forget you. My heart aches…

Sobs…

Random thought: Ever noticed how difficult it is to eat rice with a tea spoon? It is a real hard thing!

Random Wish: wanna smoke.


In the sidebar there is a poll box below waiting for your kind attention! just check it out.

Sufi Doctor Sallo

Sufi Doc has released its album in usa. i hav just listened to it's song yar main nachoon gi....
and after listening it i have come to the conclusion it was good that he hasn't relesed it in pakistan. A very ordinary stuff coated with some western rock tunes.

nonsense sharfoo

Sharfoo and bala Gujjar are two characters. Sometimes they are very sensible and sometimes they pretend to be complete idiots.
lets see what r they talking about.

Sharfoo: i hate even to talk or listen about tea.
Bala Gujjar: hey then why are u taking tea?
Sharfoo: yar this hatered is for the word 'tea' not for tea itself.

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Sharfoo: yar why my friend does not call me?
Bala gujjar: yar she might be having zero balance in her cell. why don't you scratch a card and give her the number.
Sharfoo: good idea.

later....

Sharfoo: yar i did what you said. but still there is silence on that end
Bala gujjar: well dear, beacuse it is me who is receiving these calls and messeges now.....u r really a friend inneed...lolz
Sharfoo: urrr urrr urrrrr

quite desi behavour & activity-green head.

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Sharfoo often thinks: we often ask black sheep about how much wool it has but its never given that respect in our society ...why? hmm sometimes he behaves like a think tank.

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Well today i am resting at home....weather was so good in the morning that i decided to take a day off. well its my third leave in 3 months.waisay em quite regular. the idea of staying at home and missing office seems v good but actually it is not so when u see other ppl going office, bacha party going to tutions. thats when u see every body going to work and u find yourself doing nothing then u feel a bit bad.

Terrorists at large.

It is always sad to hear about people falling prey to accidental and tragic deaths. Terrorism in any form is condemnable. If Muslim groups are involved in these activities they must review basic lessons of Islam.
Mr. Blair has nothing to say in defense except blathering against Pakistan and Muslims.

This terrorism has four scenarios:

1. Anti-Muslim groups are spoiling our image.

2. The community behind this whole act of terrorism normally brainwashes needy/society-rejected rebellious people (it will be an injustice to call them innocent). They fill their mouth with gold and offer their families a secure future. So in this way they buy their loyalties and make them forever-slaves and use in a way they want. Whether it’s about blasting bombs, target killing, suicidal missions or it’s about abusing and exciting people religiously, politically, socially and emotionally by discussing their shortcomings and misfortunes. These slaves by heart & soul are no more than robots.

3. Internal state affairs can also result in these situations. For example

anti-government groups who want to ruin the impression of governing bodies, a group protesting against restrictions and freshly imposed laws, underground mafia and a silent party who enjoys these situations.

4. If Al-Qaeda accepts its responsibility on a website for recent blasts. Who knows it is Al-qaeda and not someone else? What is the proof? Who is running this website?

The first lesson of terrorism is to hide your identity. Let’s take another example. A Christian group in England blasts a bomb in a subway. And after two hours it accepts the responsibility as a Muslim group ‘Al-Jihad’ and disappears from the scene. What will you do? Everybody knows the immediate response of foreign media. They don’t let go any chance of racism. Apologies (if any) will be made afterwards, if luckily a neutral party unveils the facts. But it happens rarely, perhaps never.


What happened in the case of 9/11? Do you know the real story? If the pilots were Muslims then they were fools. You can’t get the entry pass of heaven in a reward by killing thousands of people. I will not call it ‘Jihad’.

Years back in Pakistan, the bomb blasts in buses, trains, public places, hospitals and above all in mosques were a matter of routine. But the culprits were never caught and after a month or so these case files were closed forever. Our law enforcement agencies are suffering from an ostrich syndrome and are not ready to get their heads out of sand.

When fool proof steps will be taken to hang the culprits?

RLS

Green head has discovered that he is suffering from RLS. Well RLS is Restless Legs Syndrome. It is an uncontrollable urge to move the legs due to uncomfortable sensations.
I still remember how I developed this habit. Long ago when I was at school I saw one of my class fellows, she was quivering her leg impatiently. I wondered how it is possible to rapidly shake the legs in such a way. So I calculated how it can be done and whether I can do it or not? I gave it a try. That day and today I am suffering from this RLS.
And once you develop this habit you can’t get rid of it easily. If u try to avoid it, u feel restlessness. U find something missing and feel a stress on your nerves. Finally u give up, your resistance ends and u start again.

Doctors say that coffee, tea, soft drinks, chocolates, tobacco and alcohol should be avoided. But I think in order to avoid RLS trigger, one must have full control over his/her nerves and a concrete willpower as well. Otherwise there is no way out coz there isn’t any medicine for this syndrome.

I also have another syndrome NSM: neend say mohabbat.
My father says it is curable. Lolz.

a buffalo costs around 30,000 rs. 

work work and work

Father of the Nation said: work work and work.

Perhaps Jack was his student. All work and no play made jack a dull boy. Since then his name is used as an example. As he was an obedient and sharp student so he continued his work despite taking a break. And then ‘Supreme Foam’ first realized his trouble and made its famous mattress.
It claimed: “Jab kaam say thak Jain to khoob Karin aaram.”

It is never too late to mend so it was a blessing for Jack and his vagabond companions. They took it as the first drop of rain. Bade the work good bye for ever, put the books in a big box, tied a heavy iron chain around it and threw it in the river…….1…….2…….3……..Splash……..see you box on the Day of Judgment. Now they were relax, happy, and content with what they had done. There were plans for the days yet to come. They wanted to watch movies, attend concerts, shop at every famous place, visit joy lands, parks and sleep as well. They spoiled their impression. Publishers of books held meetings and decided to change the above mentioned proverb. It was transformed to ‘All play and no work made Jack a bad boy’.

Today they are found 24/7 sleeping in air-conditioned rooms on these mattresses, smoking away tons of cigarettes, pouring gallons of cold coffee in their stomach, eating cookies and remembering the days when Jack used to go up the hill with Jill to bring a pail of water.


We don’t know what happened with Jill. The only literature found about her in history is a short poem that every student learns by heart. People tell different stories about her. A few people think she died because of excessive work, some say an envious friend of Jack pushed her down from the top of the hill (He actually wanted to throw Jack, as jack was stronger so he dropped the idea.), while others think she committed a suicide. But we believe that the bone of contention was that mattress. Many men many words but nobody knows the truth. If anybody knows, he is Jack. When approached, he refused to talk, threw away the burning cigarette-end, exhaled the smoke, closed his eyes and started singing kaam, kaam ore kaam, jab kaam say thak jain…………

Note: It’s a profound research work by Green head and disagreeing with him means denying the history.

Error 619

hmm after paying the price of 3 cds, 200 local calls and going to the market twice i have managed to connect internet. well perhaps modem was faulty or it was fone line..... whenever i tried to connect it gave the error 619 after varifying username and password. And i still fear that while tryping it will disconnect......and if it disconnects i will not connect it again ...rather i will,.....well leave it ....................

i must convince cable wala (internet provider) that my home is not too far from his junction box. He is not in a mood to gimme a connection because he thinks his JB is far away. And it will b an extra burden on his pocket if he provides me the service. well lets see.....it's better to have that connection rather than keeping the fone line busy.

I have proved myself a sluggish soul. Yesterday I slept at office during the last half hour. Either it was because of a couple of glasses of Lassi I had taken in the breakfast or because of a heavy file that my boss gave to study. Believe me it was such a damned manual that despite all my efforts I failed to read more than two pages. I could feel my head getting heavy from the early morning. And at 4 pm these glasses of Lassi and the Manual won the battle.

Don’t think I am feeling guilty. I know it was a job risking thing. But at that time I could clearly hear someone whispering in my mind “Nobody can defeat the Laws of Nature. Free your mind from all fears, nothing will happen and now close your eyes.” And I did! By chance I was alone in that room and nobody opened the door while I was sleeping.
And today I have taken a day off. I was feeling sick of that office routine. I needed a break. Four Sundays in a month are not enough.

During my very early days at office I asked one of my colleagues, don’t you find it difficult to stay (read: work) at office for the whole day long? Pat came his reply, “No I enjoy my work.” And started smiling… I was depressed rather than being impressed. Later I realized it was totally a diplomatic answer. I know how much they enjoy their work. And maybe they know about me too…a funny aspect!

However I have decided that I will also start enjoying my work from tomorrow! And whenever somebody will ask me “how are you pulling?”
I will reply him with a smile on my face, “Doing my best sir! I really enjoy my work!”





Listening to: Ahla Doniya by
Elissa

Nothing is gonna be more annoying:

When you hear a loud sound 'thakkkkkk' and realize that it’s your cell phone that dropped from your front pocket and now it is resting on the hard surface of floor.


When you have to eat tasteless 'AAlooo Ghosht' at office thrice a week, a thick broth in which every ingredient is easily distinguishable. This situation is worse when you are hungry but don't want to put even a single morsel in you mouth just because of its bad taste.
But people say things don't remain worse forever. Yes, they are right.
Things can be worst as well!! When you come back to home starved & hungry and find it is 'AAlo Gosht' again on the dinning table. Will our qoom stop cooking/eating this Desi dish?



When your hawker delivers your most hated junk-type newspapers on Sundays and disappears from the street in a jiffy. And you have to go to the market to buy another, cursing yourself for this exercise and calling names to……... yes you can guess to whom.



When you have to bear smelly person(s) in your surroundings. Mostly these smelly creatures don't take bath and their socks are smelly too. Perhaps they think water will run out of this planet soon and they are doing a good job by saving it. But in reality they are the allies of Captain Pollution. Heck......For me nothing can be more patience-testing than that. Normally I try to avoid this genre of humans. Firstly I pray that they may get lost….And when I feel the prayers are not working I leave that place. And I often think how stinking this world is just because of them.



Besides there are many other things like electricity failure at wrong time/early in the morning when you have to iron clothes, Tea not to your taste (mostly at office), misplacing the keys or locking the room while the keys still inside the room (It happened a month ago!) and a snail’s pace internet. All these things are irritating.


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On my side table: Column Tamam by Atta-ul-haq Qasmi.
Listening to: Social circus

Sometimes when i have a pencil and paper infront of me i can't resist myself from scratching and sketching.
Thats what i normally do. By now i have made hundreds of chairs, tables, books, squares, octagones, castles, cows and donkeys, cars, bikes, jets, computers and ducks and palm trees as well.

Mirza Asif noticed it first and said : "yar kitna furnitur ban gaya hay?"

So, furniture is ready.....Special discounts on dowry. Bring atleast 10 invitations.


Splendid buildings on 'first come' basis.
Attention Ministry of Defence: Octagones available.
Fear not, planes crash over Pentagones only.

Pets also available......No, Donkeys are not pets. Buy Ducks and use them as Watch-dogs.....If not then roast them over coals in your lawn & don't forget to dip in hot chilli-garlic sauce before putting it in your mouth.
Dual purpose ducks.......Wink*


Volumes of books with blank pages available in stock.
Becoming a writer is not a big deal now.... A challange.
Blacken the pages on your own will!!!
Also suitable for those who don't want to study at all.
Blank pages for Blank faces & Empty minds!!!!



Kick America.....We don't need your bloody jets.
We have our own home-made Desi Jets.
Buy one, get a dozen free.



Cars available from scrapyard for learners only!!!!!



Technology was never that cheap in human history. Buying a Notebook is no longer a dream. Hey, wait for second doc, the average price in market for a notebook is around 70,000 Rs. (Waqar bhatti and i did a survey on last saturday at Hafeez center...That's also another story folks.)
So what should b its price on my outlet? ok , buy a brand new Mercedes and get a notebook Free....

'China-ka-maaal' fame Chinese Bakray(goats) are also available for sacrifice on Eid-ul-Azhaa.
Every member of home can have his own Bakra!
For children toy-size bakray also available. Just imagine the children walking on the streets with their toy like bakras a day before eid!
The main advantage of this chinese maal is even a murgiiii(chicken) wala can slaughter them and make his way to the next door in five minutes only.
No more butcher monopoly on eid days.



Worried because of increasing pollution?
worry not.cut as much trees as u can.
varieties of jungles are available!
Go Planet..........!!!!!!!!!!


Cigarettes. yes...wo bhi hain..
....A final attraction for my friends....unfortunately my foes don't smoke...(would that if they too, were into smoking :)


Well, anybody who is interested can contact me over here.
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Yar haji how can the things b funnier when we pass one third of a day at office, one third sleeping and the remaining one third thinking that Kal phir office jana hay......lolz.
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Millions and billions of thanks to ALLAH Almighty ...Weather has got a bit better. And in a couple of days it is predicted that showers are expected in lahore.But this summer i am really thinking that: of all places on this planet earth why i am in pakistan???? dont pray that i may go to Afghanistan or bangladesh! better here. i would like to go to some better region of this world.



All for now....

hmmm.....the first and for the month of june!!!!! I must get regular.

Life had been really that busy in previous 30 days! It was not only monotonous but was tiring as well.
Firstly my life used to revolve around the cups of tea and now around office. i am a rolling stone between office and home! Sleep early and get up early as well. Before joining office i used to sleep during the day times! But now things are totally changed ! After khabarnama at 9 it is my fervent desire to go to my bed! and everybody at home is happy coz they think that now it's ok with my routine .

Meanwhile there is an increase in the no. of ppl whose asses i wanna kick with a brute force. and some day i will! LoL. Anyway !

There is a person in my office whose table is just besides mine and i hav normally seen him discussing about some 'forbidden topics of human psychology.' with other ppl. Lolz. After the birth of his first daughter , 3 months ago, he is very worried these days. Bachaay 2 hee achay......This is what he is thinking about these days. Lolz.

Government of Pakistan wants to see everybody in this country happy.
Once my mamooo asked one of his friends why dont u come back from UK and settle here ?
he replied: yar ki pakistan aaa'eey'ay , aithay logan dii sab toon wadi khoshi aaahi ay '' bijlii aa ga'ey ......pani aaa gaya.....aaa gaey , aaa gaey ........bijli aaa gaey!

So these days we are very happy. Electricity loadshedding /tripping is a routine ......and when there is light then there is water supply shut down.......or sometimes both gone..... 5 times a day we celebrate this happiness.....bijli aa gaey! pani aaa gaya ......Damn it ,,That friend of my mammo was very much right and his decision in that regard was worth appreciating.
Government collects billions of rupees taxes every year but does not provide any facility properly despite collecting the sky rocketing bills of electricity and water. When will the things get better?
I think: never .

Whenever a fone rings it has a sequence in it.There are 2 intervals.
We can call it as: Ringing interval and a silent interval. And ever noticed why do we always pick up
the call in ringing interval [RI]?

Perhaps when we pick up the call in RI, coz the ringing tone is intercepted and a clear sound of
picking up the receiver or a click is heard on the other end which otherwise would not b heard? Is it so or it is merely a habit?
How many are there who pick up the call regardless of the RI sequence?

Radio is on again!

Well i love the way Nabeel, RJ of FM103 says ooay'hoy!

Well so after a long time i have changed the skin! well it has consumed some time but the change is pleasant.

2 days ago noor called me and told he will pay a visit to my home!

well, yesterday he sent an sms which was worth reading :

yar aaj head office meeting thi, i am in lhr, will call u tomorrow


on reading this i could not stop myself from laughing, A trainee is telling me that he was in a meeting held at head office.

yar noor keep it low ... a bit low........that has really cracked me up.


meanwhile my office is going fine and as usual.

o kithay mayra zebra?

My office is some 14 kms from my homke on Sharqpur road.
On that road you not only find cows and buffalos which are an essential part of rural life but donkeys as well, whose population in that area is not ignorable!

Sometimes these donkeys are seen walking besides the road and sometimes standing in the middle of the road, regargitating and wagging their tail, not ready to move even an inch from their place.


Yesterday when i was coming from office it popped in my mind what if we paint black & white stripes on all these donkeys and make them Zebras?kaisa?
Then we will have million of Zebras in pakistan! Every village home will have zebra!


Yeh 'Sheeday' ka zebra hay....
Bala Gujar aaj apnay zebray per shah'har gaya hay!


Here, there and every where zebras racing across the country!
NAT GEo team will b ready to make a documentary of our part of world that has million of Zebras!

NGO's of animal rights will also then jump in the ground with slogans like:

Apnay zebray say gadhon jaisa salook na karin !

we can happily earn handsome amount from it and fame as well ! I am the only think tank that can make pakistan prosperous!!!!!!!

I am on job from last 10 days!
A few days ago Dilshad told me that job is a thing that lets u think that u are something!
nahi yar....these are the bosses who think that they are something''lolz

On the first day, an engineer took me to one section of the plant that was actually a 4 storey building with huge piping structures,reaction chambers, chillers and many other instruments...
Then he gave me a bulky file to study...When i was on its page 5 everything was ok...on page 7 i was studying brown..and on page 10 i was almost sleeping. The first day ended after much prayers and i thanked ALLAH.
Meanwhile i was so tired that i was thinking to contact an American pilot and ask him to take the revenge of WTC...Building for a building! Forget afghanistan...start afresh!lolz

There are 3 other Trainee engineers on the plant , one from chemical, and other 2 from mechanical deptt.
One of them is always ready to give free advices...app yoon kar lain..
Other remains serious and silent most of the times.....and the third one...hmmm ...he shows his astonishment on different things in such a way as if he is coming straight from the hospital after opening eyes into this world...Lolz.

now some dhamakah news.....

the only girl of my class engaged with one of our teachers.....and now i am holding poison in my one hand and glass of water in the other! No , i am not going to die! iIt is for the concerned engaged parties! Wink*

Another chat patti news is Mudassar my x-classmate got engaged with memona!
on hearing this i grabbed my head with my both hands. i wanted to weep and laugh simultaneously.
Now i have discovered the true meanings of "Everything is possible"
She actually belonged to another deptt. and group that was not only addicted to "long chat sessions" at girls hostel end, but was against us as well.
There was an open enmity. The normal chat behavoiur was abuse-insult-abuse-insult-dishkan-dishkan.
But one thing i can say for sure that Mudassar didn't use to chat with her!
Then how mudassar hooked her?
Waisay there were many silent admirers of her coquettish beauty...including myself!

The only thing mentionable ab her is :Sometimes she used to put on specs, black oval frame---DADEEE AMMAA THEME ..lolz...mudasar would now like to kick my ass!

anyway let bygones be bygones!

people in love often talk about choclates, coffee and tulips.

umm....urr...urrrr
enough is enouhg.

now they must stop ignoring Cerelac, Milopa and gripe water.

Lolz.

well it is my personal opinion. u may disagree with it .
but dont say that i m,ust firsdt try these things myself!!!!!!
Coz i habv not talked about choclates yet! wink*
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Meanwhile, everything in my life is enjoying monotonous rythems .

I am still waiting for a joining letter. just bcoz of the drama that is being played with my file.

details are unnecessary to mention here. Anyway now i am bak on mosal'lah, praying for the things to change and get better for me. can't say when these prayers will be fruitful.

no more books. no more interviews. just waiting and again waiting.

i am bored from all the Fm radio channels .
every channel is extremely commercialized.
Most of the times i keep on disturbing the crystal oscillator of radio for tunning purposes. from one channel to another in search of a programme of my interest.

nothing much to write at the moment.
so now i must check the pages of ppl who hav ranted comments on my page .....again the Kbps factor that is speed of internet will decide it whether i am going to b successful or not !

appearing again

hmm where i had been for one month?
lost in work? nahh
lost in hallucinations? nahhh
lost in torpidity? yess yesss

so , this one month was almost quite busy, preparing for interviews...and posting cvs and waiting for call letters for interviews! but quite surprising that there had been only two interviews in this whole month! one in faisalabad and the other in lahore torwards which i was actually looking! well i did well !@
satisfying the interview pannel[ whose experience in industry equals your age] with your knowledge is not an easy job.
well lets see wat happens ....
still waiting ......

hopefully i will get there ccall letter soon ....by now i hav refused two jobs; in islamabad and faisalabad; just bcoz i want to stay at home now . staying in hostels for 6 years was a big mess. no more hostel life .....so just waiting for the right job .

now i am almost free..... reading mags . novels .. taking tea ... listening FM , watching test matches and and many more things to waste the time aimlessly......

well my outlook for life on internet is bit changed now..... i hate chatting ... why chatting? why not a fone call? haan ?
its a big mess to get online at times when your friends do come online..... so who has the time to manage ?
atleast i dont want myself to screw up with the clock ......and wait for other person to come online ....simply punch the numbers and talk .. that is v easy .....and a better way as well ...

mostly ppl use internet for entertainment...i had also been doing that ...when me and my friends used to pass the whole nights in internet cafe in university, sitting on one chair infront of screen , till 6 o clok in the morning...
how stupid i had been at these times....now i wonder!

anyway ...lets see wats next!

Papa don't preach....

We stood before him in the lounge
my mother, my brother and i
we knew that he would start preeching
so we bade the tv good bye
as papa began his usual speech
concerning human factors
from Shahrukh khan to Kenu reeves
i thought of them all
but then i had nothing else to do
so i just stared at the wall
sitting there i thought to myself
papa's sermons are so boring
and then i wondered, how come papa
can't hear mummy snoring?
i guess papa was busy in preaching
which meant in other words
nothing was going to stop him
and our protest would not be heard
i looked at my brother's agonized face
and i thought he was tired too
but then i realized that the poor guy
had to urgently use the loo !
i had no allies in the war
i knew that i was doomed
but then from somewhere in my brain
this crazy idea bloomed
i don't know how it happened
it just popped into my head
i cried out: papa don't preach
let's all watch the movie instead
don't ask what happened next...!

well ....how was that ? had u ever been i such a situation?

this poem was penned down by marrium - and her poem won the first prize (humour catg.) in english literary circle poetry competition held at GC Lahore.

the arms of this clock are in this positoin from about a couple of years.........
Posted by Hello

hmmm after a gap .......i am bak
so nothing much to do today except for checking mails and forarding invitations of gmail to farooq, JJ, sadia, and sharmeen. They all had been asking and requesting to send them an invitaion ! well acknowledged! and responded as well ........

A week ago i was searching a book of kaniha laal kapoor .. indian writer . i searched it every where! from punjab library to ferozsons, anarkali to urdu bazar but i could not find it ! well i was so drenched, tired and disappointed after a 2 hurs hectic search that i was reading Bolan Bank as Bolan Book Bank . Deceptions of B! Well atlast i reached a shop ....and asked ab that book .....that shop keeper gave me his fone # and told me to
contact after 2 days ..... lo and behold ....i made a fone call after 2 days and there were good news for me ...he had found that book from his stock !

and i finally made my way bak with that book ! although this book was all about some fiction. An old book, not available the market .......the strange thing was even Punjab library hadn't that particular book of kaniha.

moral of the story: keep the books with care ........especiallly if u hav borrowed them! wink*

o

well thanks for pointing out the mistake sajjad! actually i was v much emotional that time and rather than thinking from my top i had been thinking from my bottom at that time!!!!! wink*

So ur blog link is a dead one it gives 404 error ! just remember the one we have studied in networking!!!!! lol

well pics :::: i will send u after 1 week when i will go to bwp!
actually i have to mail u ....ab these things but,, i dont have enogh tme rit now to sign in and out so just talking here !!!!!!

better u mail me!

Well a busy routine from tomorrow ! for 2 days ! i hav to do hundreds of things in 2 days !!!!!!!

Result Declared

So thanks to ALLAH.

Ali aakhir kaar pass hoo hii gaya .............

Last night sajjad dialed in and told yar result aa gaya hay ...mobarkain ....sab pass hain.!

i hav scored 1077/1350 ...79.77% (according to sajjad)... just meeting my target of 80%.

yar main itna zaheen to nahi tha...lolz

i remember how i had to compose myself to sit continously from morning till evening in a room alone prepairing for exams. this room had only 2 chairs and one table as the only furniture in it!
or it had a computer on the table that had nothing in it except windows 98 and the only movie shrek2 ..lolz


I occupied room128 from yasin. we actually used to hav tea breaks in that room. in the beginning i used to go theere for taking tea; to give company to yasin....then gradually i started studying there and a time reached when yasin bade the room good bye, coz he was getting disturbed ..lolzzzzzzz .......i was the only person in that study room who passed one long month there!!!!!! well yaaad rahay gaaaaa.....


Well congrats my dear classmates for passing exams.

and thanks everybody for the compliments on this blog......


sharfoo kay baray main koi baat nahi ho gi.
lolz

As far as concerned about the name of blog it will remain the same ! perhaps it will remind me the gone old time! waisay i am thinking to make a new blog @!

Millions billions and trillions of thanks to ALLAH Almighty.
Much awaited day of projected exhibition ended with viva in a very tense situation. And i heaved a sigh of relief when it was completed ! Well .....wat to say and wat not to say ! i am relax now and o coz happy as well coz every thing went right today although i had been tense from morning tilll evening; until i got free;
i shall leave hostel tomorrow! End of hostel life! yes 6 years long hostel life! A couple of years at GC Lahore and rest at university ! Back to pavillion; i.e. home!
using internet for the very last time in this 'university cafe' .
End of romance with university, books, class rooms, labs, vivas, quizes, presentations etc etc. No more canteen, library, university points(bus), mess hall and room # 215 !
the journey that started from room 251 ended on 215! In this 4 years period i did everything except studying seriously. Although it is another matter that i am very confident to pass final year as a whole with an attractive percentage figure!
No more irritating questions like : Ali result kia raha ?
...................................... Pass ya fail?
and my answer remained the same in 3 years: 50 50
The toughest paper for me to clear was islamiat!
I had i supply in this paper! and every body did his best to mock and make fun about it !
OOAYYY islamiyat main supply ? kalma nahi aata? Musalmann hoo phir bhi ?

This Damned system of examination expects students of bachelor level to produce material of master level in papers like pak studies and islamiat! Dark justice?? isn;t it ?
any way i was not alone in this paper one person from my class accompanied me ! he was also enjoying the same honour of appearing again in islamiat!

well these days were the toughest when i was hopelessly waiting for this paper's result once again! But thanks to ALLAH that i scored 67 outaa 100. not an attractive figure to mention here but the thing is : i passed/cleared the subject !

time really flies away ...waqt kapta hi nahi chala !
well ...........! hamesha aisay hee hota hay :)

friends

True friends stab you in the front.

huh.....the bastards,habitual liars,deceivers,cheaters & bloody motherfuckers.
i hate them.

When all the doors are closed, mess-room is locked, every body is sleeping, corridors are ‘quiet & alone’ and cold freezing air enters from one side and leaves through the other shuddering you and your soul from top to bottom, when the dogs go to rest & you can’t even hear them fighting and howling from some distant place or in your surroundings, when you are famished in late hours of night, it is a perfect idea to have dinner or to have some thing to gulp down straight into your stomach. It can be a proper meal, a spicy chicken mushroom burger with chili sauce, a pizza or an Appletop cake with a cup of tea. (Beforehand arrangements)

I love these 1 am dinner sessions. Jasim is man behind all these arrangements. He is the volunteer. For my roommate and me, it is very difficult to get the point, go to the market and bring something palatable. We are getting benefits without any pain and effort. Let us see for how long jasim helps us. Actually, he is happy with us. We keep buttering him up for his services and appreciating him in one way or another. After all, who would like to lose such a serving friend!

Mobarkain…Mobarkain, a day before yesterday was Waqar’s birthday; (my roommate) …Although he was not ready to disclose his age just like the showbiz celebrities…but we happily assumed that he was 69995443009842100098 years old!

Once upon a time, I asked him: “yar tumhain paeee’yah eeejad kurnay kaa khayyal kaisay aaaya.” (What was in your mind that you invented wheel?)Therefore, you can easily figure out his age!

Well the interesting thing about the celebrations was: we had not any knife to cut the cake! Can you think which thing served for this noble purpose?Well my ‘specs’ zindabaaad!The cake was cut into pieces with the aid of specs rather than using a knife!
Afterwards, when I got back to my work I first had to wash them before placing them on my nose. And I could feel the odour of ‘vanilla essence’ for about two hours! (I thought it was easy to sit in the chair rather than rushing to the washroom once again – How sluggish!)

Listening to: Wo lamhay by gohar.
I have sung this song thousands of times. Now I have started feeling that this song was originally sung by me…Gohar stole it…its lyrics were mine…this whole composition was mine! Lolz

5:00 pm
Beginning of my day.

5:10 pm
Ironed my clothes

5:20 pm
I hate every body around me. I hate everything and all bastards around me. Want to get rid of them. No more. I do not wanna talk/see any body. Get lost. Leave me alone.

6:00 Pm
I had my first meal of the day.

7:00 pm
A dude made a phone call; he wanted me to solve one of the trigonometry problems from his math’s book.

7:15 pm
First cup of tea. My nerves badly needed it. It is as important as oxygen for life.

It is too cold outside even heater is failing to keep the room temperature in bearable limits. I think 2kW heater can do the job well.

I have decided to consider my ‘to-do list’ and start striking through these items one after another, before it gets too late for me. Therefore, from tomorrow inshaALLAH i shall change my routine.

8:00 pm
My roommate (Captain Pollution) came back from home. I do not know how I am bearing his obnoxious habits of smoking. A Million-dollar question! Perhaps this is the thing what we call: compromise.

9:34 pm
listening to : mayra peyyar tum hee ho by Arooj Aftaab. If i were given an option to choose any three songs and pass rest of my life with them this song will be one of them.

I want to: Stop writing 'This & That' type of english stuff.

9:39 pm

Publishing now.

Goings on

*There is no need to tell the things that every body knows eg new year/changing weather/current affairs.

*Half an hour ago i slipped in the mud(after ages..once i remember, when i was in school, i slipped while playing cricket and then made my way bak to home...haa haa haa). Managed to keep the clothes as clean as they were. coz my hands touched the ground before my body.
Any way it all happens in a jiffy. You are walking thinking about something and in micro-seconds you are down. and the very next moment u stand up and look around who has seen you and who is laughing ! i was fortunate enough that i was the only soul at that place. Any way ...sab chalta hay !

* playing evolution mode/factory driver of nfs5 will eventually make me mad. I can now play this game with closed eyes, without any fear of losing.

* Only 15 days left to say bye bye to hostel.

* 3 am is the best time to take bath in hostels, if you hate cold water in winter.

* Taking tea is not my habbit, it has become my need now. A necessity for my survival.

* In 24 hours, i take more tea than drinking water.

* I still have to prepare project viva & i am studying nothing. em
wasting time as usual.

* Whenever i talk to my parents i get tons of advices. Following are
worth mentioning:

prepare well for viva. No excuses will be accepted.
don't waste time.
Stay in your room/hostel rather than wandering around and loitering on roads.
complete and collect your necessary documents.
Be prepared for interviews.

* Irfan, one of my class fellows said: "yar agar job mil gaey to bhi
tension, agar na milli to phir bhi tension."

* Looo jiiiiiiii ' result ' bhi aanay wala hay. Recent news.

abb ki baaar paper itnay boray bhi nahi howay. hope floats.

Gone are the days when i used to sing :

nahi per' ha may nay sara saal

abb kia ho ga mayra haal

"E" aaa'ey ga

"D" aaa'ey ga

bach na paaaa'oon ga isss baaar

Bill Gates ka 'Visio'

So tomorrow is the project display. And from the last nite i am making the circuit diagrams of Dc Drives/motors/power suplies/control circuits in Microsoft Visio.
Rather than using 'Electronic Work Bench' or 'Protal PCB' i will prefer visio. I hav found this software quite comfortable to use. :)

@?@?@

Is it necessary that everyday we should have something worth mentioning? Would that i could type here inurdu font. But it isnot possible. typing in roman urdu is not only difficult but at the same time it is hectic to read as well. So i dropped the idea.

'English hee chalay giii.....'


The changes i made Today :

1- I have changed the skin.(That was nothing.)
2- I have added a poll box on the left side of the page.(A bit silly question, but it's for checking, that how does this thing work.)
3- The mood displayer.

Well you may think that it is not worth mentioning , but i think it is when you do all these things by reading the source codes of other ppl's blogs, and noting down the points: where to put the code, which code? and how to tamper the code .......hah .....it is not easy to do so and to read between the lines and pick one or couple of them from hundreds of lines in a note-pad. Any way 'self help' is the golden rule to follow!

If u know an easy way for these things do tell me!

Orbitting Around

So, today evening i was a body above 40,000 kms fro0m earths surface that revolves in a retrograde orbit. There was silence/coldness/lonliness. Sometimes i used to revolve around this earth and sometimes the earth itself around me. Sun and moon both were in motion around me too. Turn by turn revolving around each other. I had a big tail . A tail of snow . Crystal clear and blue-ish in color. This tail grew at it's max pace and after reaching it's max length it used to shrink/disappear instantly as if there was an energetic flame following it, wanted to finish/destroy it. So i don't know how i reached there and what made me revolving around so high.
why i had a tail ? the tail that used to grow and vanish.....?

Random Thought: Floppy is the most unreliable data carrier.
Random Wish: A refreshing cup of tea. THat i will probably hav after 10 mins (IA).

oily creepers

Things under the same date should appear in the same post.I hav to edit this post only to put a sardar joke here. un fortunately this explorer version does not support/show the text edit bar (only in blogger). dont know wat is wrong. Also i am not able to download 'Hello'.It does not work in this bloody 'system'.
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A SArdar Joke
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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed."What happened ?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "

"How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!"

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Sometimes u hav to b formal. U hav to bear little oily creepers/cheapsters around u. Sometimes to protect urself, sometimes to defend others and sometimes due to unexplainable/unknown reasons. Self defence is the nature's elderest law. how apt!
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I wonder when i see all my friends and other ppl around me. All of them are ambitious. they hav aims. Their approach towards many things in life is soo mature and realistic that i am surprised.
I dont hav any aims...i am as dead as a piece of stone.My life revolves around the cups of tea and i hav nothing except to live in my past. I am passimist. I paint things in blue. I always look out for darker aspects. But isn't it the way to the road of reality? perhaps i don't dream.i know wat i am. I don't over estimate myself. I know wat i can do and wat i can't.I am not a dreamer. To hav aims is good but if someone says he wants to be a PM it will leave me with the only option to mourn.Perhaps i am in a confusion myself. i am mixing many things. Fate, reality, optimism etc and o coz unnecessary expectations...blah blah blah.
nothing mucch to say......

Disappointed

i was expecting someone to come online! but that red icon is still red and it will remain red.a bit upsetting. today i dont wanna read any thing.
well simply downloaded woh lamhay by JAl BAnd. a perfect remix. not ignoreable. put it in the loop and rest in peace ......

na main janooo
nah tu jnay
phir kiyon hay yah tanha'eeey
kaisi hay yah ruswaeey..........

The sluggard---------No More

So today i beated all my records of activeness! i got up at 6 30 am after ages. well it was too cold outside and i had to go to Nadra office for my Id card. going there late is not a good option either. u have to get into long queues. so got the point (bus) at 8 o clock and reached there at 9 am . the whole process took only 20 minutes! and i made my way back to my mamoo's home happily.

"i have not evr seen such a sluggish person in my life",said my nani amma when she came to know that i hav applied for Id card for the first time! i was 6 years late! now i am 24.

Khala asked me,"pehlay yaad kiyon nahi aaya?"
nani amma said :"sustiiiii"
i told them that, "subha 6 30 bajay say to sust nahi hoon"...lolz

although it is a matter of shame for me. i had been using the Id card number of my father by now !

well the story is over. now i will also hav my own identity! Well to be a bit funny , i was having negotiations with govt of pakistan on this issue of identity! hee hee heee ........
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One of my friends said, "yar tum ghazal zaroor gaya karo, coz tum gatay howay rotay bohat acha ho, which is actually the requirement go for a ghazal."
There were times when i used to fall in and outa love 100 times a year.ah gone are those days. Em not sure whether i hav become a bit mature or.....ahmmmm ahmmmmmm ......sighs ....it is something else????
not sure. But dejected paramours (spelling sahi hain???) do want me to sing ghazals....hee hee heeeeeeee

Well while i am typing down these words server is being restarted!well ...wat should i say ? i dont wanna comment on this bloddy service of internet.so, i must talk ab something else to prevent my blood from boiling.

i hate indian stuff, whether it is about movies, songs, their actors/actresses, fashion shows or it is about their magazines or papers.
During my 4 years stay at hostel i hav found most of my friends addicted to that stuff.i know they remain restless if they dont watch indian movie.One of my friends said'"yar i dont have taste for them". But even then he watches those third rated films with bogus/bizarre stories. on reading these lines he can ring my neck!

i would like to watch Gladiator or 13th warrior hundred times each rather than going for indian stuff. And i can even prefer a Shakespeare's play to watch happily.

well india earns millions and billions from its show biz .And ever thought pulling money from whose pocket? Muslims & pakistanis are in majority.
Even in the functions of army they feel happy(apna apna saa....rythem main ....heck.) to listen to indian hits .In wedding functions & movies i hav never seen that any pakistani song is dubbed on the magnetic tape .WEll isn't it eye opening???????????

And another main reason for this hatred: Shirk.....hindus dont believe in 1 GOD.The scenes of their poja paat (prayers), bhajjan (their religious recitations) ,i wonder why we watch them doing so ??? It's a matter of shame that u watch these things smiling...without taking much notice of them? Shirk is going on in front of u , and u dont bother to switch off your cd player or even to forward it ? why ? Why?
Can you tel me? Dont say that we do hav firm believe in islam , and watching these things does not harm our eeemaan .It's a lame excuse.

When are we going to stop these things and open our eyes? I think not in near future.
nobody is ready to listen or talk on this topic.....

"yar tumhain kia takleef hay, nahi achay lagtay to na suunoo"

well , yar kabhi kashmir ki taraf daykh'nay ka khayaal bhi aaay tum llogon ko? wahan kia ho raha hay ? Isn't it the money u pay for their cd's ? And they buy emmo from it ! ever thought ???????

dont wanna say any thing else ...... my ears have turned red ...all blood in my body i think has gathered in my brain and ears..and they are getting hot with every passing second.
Whether u come from one side or other i will not let u win in this controversy.

ashraf jokes

ashraf is an idiot..often ppl dont like him.

He read some where :Spread knowledge.
so he always scatters his books in his room !

"Every action has a reaction"
on reading this he closed his book and waited , nothing happened.

Einstien said:e=mc2
Ashraf hates him, he insists E for Elephant.

Scientists made Apple computers.
Ashraf wanted to make orange computers.So he painted his PC orange.


Ashraf wants to meet "Lever Brothers Pakistan".

Ashraf says:Robin Hood and Robin Neel are cousins.

better to stay quiet!

sardar joke ****

one sardar ji found answer to the most difficult question ever-what comes first , egg or chicken?
O yar , jiska order pehlay do gay woh pehlay aaey ga.

doing nothing

well yesterday i when i was adding some contact nos from my diary to my cell i found a number of a person half a globe away from me with whom i was not in contact for a long time !
So i just gave a bell on his cell fone! well, he then called me bak and talked to me for 1 minute thinking that i am sheryar !lolz.well then i sent him a messege that i ws not the one you had been talking to.but there is still a silence on his side ! perhaps he is angry!

rant rant rant !

Yesaterday night just ranted comments for Spider and now i hav just emailed them away !after all chance to win a 256 mb data carrier can not be easily ignored!
lets see wat is next for me! hope floats!

Eureka

After completing engineering i hav discovered something. This "something" had always been pinching me during my 16 years of educational life from childhood to the present day.
I don't hav interest in books ....Eureka..eureka
Is that early to notice ?

hmmmm i can earnestly say that blogging is tedious. When every thing is monotonous and your life is going in a routine without anything special, without any considerable change there is nothinbg more to write.
except repeating your words again and again that you woke late as usual, missed your breakfast, after having lunch you watched tv or tuned in your radio....and after having a boredom you decided to sign in or come on line .....blah blah blah ....


And it is even worst when nobody is reading ,it seems that you are talking to your self ! Only a couple of ppl are reading whom i call The honourable traffic of my blog!

Bhatti made a fone call on eid day at 8:30 am (wat a perfect time to make a call). And i was in deep slumber at that time.Ihad to leave my bed unwillingly and shambled towards the fone rubbing my eyes.The purpose of this fone call was obvious :to say EID MUBARAk.

moral of this fone call was: "Sun rises in FFC Sadiqabad early than in other parts of the country."

Sajjad i would like to join you for this eneving walk next time :)

A mix blend

Irfan, Abbasi, Sajjad & Awais were found going to the girls’ hostel, jumping and dancing. They were brimming with joy and happiness and their faces were violently blushing. They told happily that they have got the rooms allotted there and now they are shifting …LOLz

Ramzan is leaving! More than half of this holy month is gone! A few more days to go!
In ramazan there is a time when u start feeling that you are fasting 24 hours! Whenever you try to put some thing in your mouth or drink water, you hesitate for a while! Your unconscious warns you, "Hey what are you doing? STOP, DON’T EAT". Then you realize in a moment that it is long past iftar time. You can eat and drink without any fear.Interestingly this feeling lasts even on EID DAY and after Ramazan for a few days.


In hostel, everybody cares/tries not to listen music during daytime! So right after iftar/dinner the show is on! Wings of computer science and engineering start echoing with the music beats ….a mixture of blends is available.
Doors are closed...volume is full...windowpanes, doors and walls are echoing with beats, drums & rhythms …
Every body is busy…satiating his appetite for music …playing his favorite game while listening songs of his choice. Mostly Indian hits are preferred! Perhaps they are evergreen!
Some one is playing huqqa paani …while some one else, in his adjacent room is playing latest Indian hit! I am always in those who listen Pakistani blend.

At last, I got my hard disk repaired! Despite having a loss of 3300 in a straight way, I got it repaired in only 350 rupees.However, unfortunately, I lost my big collection of Pakistani/Arabic songs .Alas, I had downloaded most of them after a hectic search on net and had to consume much time for this whole activity. All is gone / washed.

Yesterday, I asked Mirza Asif, "Yar pak air force main air chief marshal ki Mrs. ko kia kahtay hain?"

(Mirza has a sound knowledge about PAF and this is one of his favorite topics. He is always ready to discuss/talk about it).

He thought for a while …"American president’s wife is first lady", said mirza talking to himself in a low tone.
Then a smile appeared on his face and he replied "LADY AIR FORCE ONE"
And all of us busted into laughter. I told him that she is addressed as "aaapa".
Well mirza then paid thanks for this information.

‘No Tension’ [waris] is the man in the canteen--who makes tea!
This tea is never too good to taste. However, this is the only place from where the tea addicts can get a cup of tea. Mostly people do not like to go in the mess not even for dinning.
Nobody takes this tea happily ---it is nothing more than syrup of milk and sugar. Right above the stove Waris has now fixed a small mirror on the wall just in front of the place where he stands! Most of the times besides making tea he has now discovered a way to keep himself busy .He is normally found combing and setting his hair with his fingers and seeing his image in that small piece of mirror. We are happy because his attention is sidetracked… and consequently he does not spoil tea now. And the taste is at least within acceptable limits.
Let us see when he is going to break this mirror!

JUNOON'S......' NO MORE '

Welll junoon is bak !
I wanted to listen this song , but i hadn't its copy in my PC. A bit hopelessly i hit a search on google for it ...And much for my surprise i found it on the very first page ! For the last 2 hours i am listening this song and i fear my room-mate will kill or push me outta room if wont stop listening it in next five minutes! .........

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\\

//

\\

NO MORE

Pulverized

innocent

The magnificent

To a cloud of dust And I breathe it in

I’m here

I’m still breathing

But we’ll never be the same

This utopian game

Gods and markets

But later for blame

We’ve been pulverized

Steel and stoneGypsum and bone

Now dustDrifting homeward

Over New York skies

The deadAlive

In the dustIn my lungs

\Ash on my head

Through my windows

On my floor

They say you’re missing

You’re missing no more

No more

I’m Breathing

Breathing you in

I’m here

Still breathing

Breathing you in

I can’t believe this

I’m breathing you in

NO MORE

I Really forget Things !

Today when i looked at my previous post i found/discovered that i had missed to write the correct spellings of FORGET. Also in the first line i forgot to write "is" LOLz (i love to write lolz rather than lol...because it sounds well).

And i hav to edit my post ! i wrote all wrong , in the couple of lines above just see the blunder i have made!
Dont know where is my mind these days!

Weather is changed . I love this weather. The departing winter and summer are the only two times in the whole year about which i think should last for ever.I have come to this conclusion after thinking for about 2 or 3 years.Before this i had not any idea/clue about my favourite weather.Bur finally now i have convinced myself about it .
It rained yesterday night, better to say in the morning today before sehri .I was expecting the weather to become more cold but at the moment i don't feel so...!.

I Forget thigs....

I for get things.In last fifteen days it for the second time i have forgotten my soap in wash-room ! some one picked it form there .i can't understand the psychology of these soap-lifters.And now i am suffering .

3 days ago ,when i had to come bak from home to bwp ,i made a list of things that i had to put in my bag .
i not only missed some things to include in the list but also did not read it carefully ! and missed some other items as well !
\Perhaps wandering thoughts /delusional ramblings wat ever are responsible for this !
i should try to pull myself out of this situation ......\!

And this black color for blog is suitable ....i think ......i can bear it for umpteenth time without ranting /raving .

Random thought of the day :

Of all the places on earth, why am I in Pakistan, Oh God Almighty??

Atlast bloody speed opened editor

Working with the less powerful processors tied with slow RAMS …huh …Too hard to sit on the seat and waiting for ‘even ’ note pad to open …which takes 20 or 30 seconds!
When you press enter there is a noticeable pause taken by the blinking cursor to move onto the next line
Well not to speak of other hard ware! Keyboard is also faulty! Shift key that’s just below the main enter key is faulty! So I have to use the other one to which I am not used to!

Now about speed of net…. Huh, …bloody speed ……even messenger does not sign in ..And if it does than u don’t know when/at which time it may disconnect again, above all the green icon still remains green …that makes u thinking u are online but actually u r not! Only when u try to send message or change nick then u come to know about that bloody service which is not available at the very moment!

These are the reasons I hate to use net In cafes…And I am typing this post in text pad….i am not sure whether I will be able to get it posted or not !

As karachi-ities are uncertain/afraid of power failures, I am afraid of disconnection/slow speed.
Today I don’t wanna write anything else. By now there are not any signs that I will be able to get this post uploaded …perhaps today is a No-post /world wide wait day .

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And finally now I made it .

Naqi's Birthday

Today is a special day .........Today is the birth day of my friend Naqi !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAQI !

AND MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY .

WISHING YOU A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS FUTURE.

Naqi and i had been togather at government college for two years! And no doubt We had a very good time there !I can still see him online !

(Now i must tell him to see the page as well )

Damned window 98

Well for more than an hour i am trying to download " hello" software for adding pics on blog, but in vain ! I cant understand where does the downloadd file go in my system! I have seen it in programme files ,also searched it in my documents folder but it is no where ! Rather a link saying :resume download appears on the desktop .And when i try to hit it ,nothing happens except download bar flashes with the words :100% complete and then disappears ! well ....i think it is not possible to maintain a blog when you re using net in cafe'! and atlast i gave up ! Just thinking of that ! Badar is with me right now and we are the only 2 souls in the cafe at the moment ! Both busy in their own jobs ! Today when i signed in my messenger nobody was online except badar and we kept on chatting with each other (he was sitting just behind me).. me : hi badar : hi bak me:asl badar :24 m bwp me:do we know each other ? badar:perhaps ....i am in iub me:oh ....me too me: in which class>? badar : passing out class me: oh i am also from those ! .................................... .................................. .................................. And in this way we kept on talking for about 20 minutes ....lolz ! how stupid/idiot we are . But afterwards we both got busy ......and now after typing and finishing with this post i will try to read some norwegian script ! despite knowing it's ABC ...Lets see is it possible or not !!!!!!!!!!

Discovered to apply skins!

So, atlast after trying trying and trying willingly/non-seriously i some how found out the way to change the skins. A tid bit of html is necessary to adjust some features according to your requirement for versatility.And i know it! I changed a skin just to check how does it look ...but had to edit its code so i prefered to put it off. Now in the present skin i dont like these square boxes in which the text appears .i will change it soon .

Months ago Zubair downloaded a book on html. He got busy in matlab but i did a few tutorials from that book .I had plans to further continue but my hard disk crashed /went outta order /perhaps it had some breakage inside due to shock. And that was an end for my html !

Today at iftar , Jasim and i had decided to iftar simply .No samosaas, no pakooraas. ahmm but we could smell samosay and pakoray being fried.It was much enough to make us mad .And we were very tempted to lose our appetite before dinner ...ahh ....and we did . As a result a feeling of heaviness after dinner ! lolz.
Now again Jasim and i have decided again not to.................. u can guess..... wat !!!!!!

I missed kasak .only bcoz i dont like to sit in the mucky/smelly mess .When u get out of the mess you feel the smell of onions/garlic.....and of-course of the saalan (better to use this word here coz it sounds well :saalan.So prononce smartly. ) from your clothes .....damn it ..Better not to see drama at that cost .It is not that easy to wash clothes in hostel !

That pink was irritating so got rid of it .I must learn how to apply blog skins.

i am relax

so i dont know the reason why i am that relax! I dont hav any tensions.I am surprised myself !No tensions of project, not about anything else !
I reached from lahore yesterday.Yesterday night this time i was having a symptuous dinner at Bashir ki fry machli at mozang ! while i am typing down these words my mouth is watering and my taste buds can still feel that taste of fried fish! Bashir has a big name in lahore .
well then i departed for bahawalpur at 10 pm sharp.In the coach a third rated stupid indian film with a bogus story was on the show which i did not bother to watch .And now i think that i was right . anyway reched here at 4 am , got the rikshaw and reached hostel .......and as the story should be, i did with my sehri ,took bath ,offered prayer and went to sleep .
Still remember the time when jasim was my room-mate .He used to bring sehri for me in room !But i was such a sluggish that i never bothered to even wash my hands or rinse the mouth !Rather than sitting on the bed i used to eat while lying in the char-pie.How sluggish !
Attended the networking lab at 10 pm .It really seems cool to work with the CISCO routers and switches. U start feeling that u are doing something worth its name !And it is !!
Have u ever noticed about the messeges in the browser like :server is down/up ,status on ,building configuration for router/switch etc etc !Well we have to do it all in that lab which is interesting as well !
hmm ...just watched out kasak ...i missed its yesterdays episode ...so today was the 5th one !dont know whether i will watch tomorrow's episode or not ..!but drama is really a classic !

Well Ramadan is bak! Time flies away ! It seems we just bade Ramadan good bye yesterday and it is bak again !Days and nights keep on rolloing, The pages of calander keep on turning over , and in this way one long year of 12 months is gone! We are so much absorbed in our routine that IT is Ramadan that awakes us and opens our eyes tthat one year is gone quietly , without letting us to notice about it !

At home i hav nothing to do except to sit in front of tv and kill the time !
In ramadan my metabolism gets lightening-like fast .My stomach starts rumbling at 12 0' clok in the noon !and count down starts .....5 hours to go ....4..3..2..1....now 3o mins to go .....20 ...10 ...5 and finally 1 more left only ....and there goes the siren! Thanks to ALLAH ...one more roza to my score!

Well i broke the thread ...i was talking about PTV. It is broadcasting its oldy goldy classic dramas these days like Sonahray din, Kask, Zaib-un-nisa...this is the only second reason which keeps me hooked with PTV....the fiest being i hav very limited choice to zap through the channels !lolz

Otherwise PTV has nothing to show except commercials of family planning and some products of feminine use!
authorities think that population of pakistan is of bacterias which is multiplying and doubling every second ...lolz
They must think on it !
Naqi u can disagree ! U hav the right !

And finally i got 1 comment, the very first comment on my blog ! Thank you Sajjad !
i am happy that u r reading !

Our lab is postponded till thursday ! cheers !
All for now ~!!!!!!

Despite knowing that i had to go to some place, I didn't !
Yesterday night i had a fone cll frm mamoos home while i was wandering aimlessly on circular road !

when today monring when i dailed bak i ws informed ab a messege of my father "why u had'nt been there by now? Dont u hav any sense?"

I was told ab it in such a cold tone that i couldn't stop myself feeling a cold wave travelling from my head through the spine down to the feet !!!!!!!
****Bang in my head *****
It was all enough to bring me bak into my senses ! as my mind was on seventh heaven from many days ! it came bak down to the earth in no time !
But i am still in the cafe .......i will be on that directed place tomorrow morning .....INSHA ALLAH .

Another interesting thing that happened today:

we were in our so called cinema ( room in hostel) ,watching a famous indian movie,that ws slowly pacing towards its climax, it was "mama bear " one of our friends..........
Yes who is on the door ?
" Mr. owner {cinema owner) open the door ...ur father is here".A bang in our mind !
we started staring each other's flat faces .it took us amost 10 seconds to realiza the situation....!


THE reflexes :
1] Jet audio paused .
2] escped key pressed.
3] window shut down ........enter key striken .....shut down confirmed ...screen went dark!

A pin drop silence...........we could feel our hearts beating at thier max rate!!!!LOLZ ......perpahs we were caught red handed in our so called studies !

while other two were still looking wat to do next ,i jumped out throgh the bak door and escaped from the scene using bak door diplomacy......Later mr owner told that every thing was ok .....bu i dont beleve in it !

well that as the end of aventure .......

enough for now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silence

Sometimes in the volumes of pages,sentences,words & letters unwritten lies ......what we actually wanna say/mean.......!!!!!

whiz whiz whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........


perhaps i dont wanna say much today.............i was in a great mood to publish a big post today...but something inside is not good ..........feeling of helplessness..........that bloody image processing has become a big un-solvable problem for me ........no help .......no guidence.......no way out ..........i had read that every cloud has a silver lining ......then where is the silver ining of my cloud?

perhaps i dont hav any cloud over me! i am standing in scorching sun......!

sighs

sobs........

BREAKING NEWS

Irfan just told me that viva is postponded!!!!!!

wow ,such a great news ,i am vhappy ,i would like to stand upside down , singing ....
well so free time ahead for the whole day long


another news that goofy is bak ........he is waiting for me in main cafetaria............so i must be ending and rushng towards the cafe' .......

all for now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is october

Well ,this is the first post of the month!
This is october!
A lot of changes in between !
Fans are almost off.
Geasers are on!
Blankets needed in the nights(sometimes) particularly in the late hours.
Got up today at 8:30 am .
Right now I am in Lab.Not in PLC lab where i was supposed to be!rather in IT LAb
Just thought to use net here to pass sometime !
I hav a viva at 2 0' clock .
But i am here, simply jumping and dancing!
i not worried about viva.......As almost whole class is already pass ! so no tensions !
Still i hav to write one practical ,draw a couple of logic diagrams and o' coz some preparation for viva is also not a bad idea......after all i am not that much careless :)
People only hav the habit of giving bad names and then hanging.......i dont bother....!

Well this is the begining of the day ....lets see wat goes on ......!

Well i dont know wats wrong ?
I spent two hours in deptt. just to make the controller circuit working but in vein.perhaps i will hav to burn the programme again..........trouble

Mr. anwar thinks that he is the principal of college...huh."You can not use the office pc." says anwar.

"There is no software for burning ic, in my computer ........i hav reinstalled the window." amjad sahib told me with happiness!

Then where should i go? wat should i do? sometimes i think that i am stuck in a big mess, no way to get out of it ....................No way to solve the problem.

it is just like that: Your plane is going to crash in a couple of minutes, and everybody else in plane is happy, listening music, chewing his fav gum and asking u to check if u hav fasten the seat belt !???????????????

Isn't that really fuuny???????????