Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Office Biz.

These days according to my training schedule I am in the department known as POY (Pre-oriented yarn). Here molten polymer chips are converted to yarn.

A process engineer, who is actually a post graduate, took me from section to section describing about things in detail. He intentionally missed one section and moved forward rather than entering there. When I asked what is it? His tone changed and told me it’s a restricted area. Here we wash/prepare packs.

Further he continued, “Packs are actually barrel type columns, which have filters and a layer of metal-sand. Molten polymer passes through them. Then it enters into very fine holes of 0.18mm and is thus converted to yarn. This washing of packs, mixing of 4 types of metal-sand in different proportions is done under secrecy. Only concerned persons can enter here.”

Hah... (i had very exclusive words for him)

(Haji just consider this situation of secrecy and compare. Name of which person flashes in your mind first? Lolz!)

Waisay I know there isn’t anything secret in it but a big piece of pig shit all he was exaggerating about. A senior in my department agreed with me.


The funny thing in the story is à The absence of warning message at the entry.

The funnier thing is à I have never heard anybody talking about this forbidden section.

And the funniest thing is à Tom and Harry work there to mix/wash/prepare whatever is concerned with the packs. Without even knowing how important and how much top secret type of job they are doing .lolz.

Now I must stop talking about packs…not because it’s all secret but because I don’t know more about them. Neither em concerned with its details.

Note: Desi translation of Tom and Harry is Sharfoo and Bala Gujjar.


Listening to: FM 89.
Craving: Fried chicken.

9 comments:

Sadaff said...

hehe top secret hai so dont blog it na man
hehe

i m sure that guys who showed you around was showing off seniority, he might have just forgotten to tell you abt that part
heh

ps: nice blog

Anonymous said...

Ahh Munir...u should have seen that top secret place....Ur senior is an idiot and yes Sadaf is rite he must only be showing his senority....To hell with their secrecy....U know in my last job I went into every single forbidden area and saw every damn secret there....Waisay it is interesting to see forbidden areas....Where ever they are...HeHeHe.got my point!....and yes u can comment on my blog by just clicking on "comment" below every blog. Sometimes it is inactive becoz of heavy load on msn sites...

Raheel Lakhani said...

top BULLSHIT secret.. lolz

Anonymous said...

its 12.00pm and i am here in my office, have lot of work of manuals to prepare them for a poject.just a moment i thought why not to open ur blog and to read some post. i realy enjoyed to read them. i just want to say KEEP IT UP, DAY WILL CERTAINLY COME WHEN U WILL WRITE FOR A REPUTED NEWSPAPER
ur friend
sajjad umer

S.G. said...

:) nice post. how boring is this work.may be it seems to me.

lol@ Sharffo and bala gujjar:) nice translation. and thaks for dropping by.and belated inependence day wishes.

gh said...

@Sadaf
Top secret ..issi liya i hav published it so that it may not remain that TS. U r right. he was just trying to show his seniority.


@Naqi
WEll i hav seen that place man! nothing special.


@Sajjad

and afterwards wo akhbar baan ho jaey ga.lolz

gh said...

@Essjee
Yeah it's too boring. Alas it is not allowed to sleep in office.

Asma said...

eeeeeeeeeh at this POY !!!

And secret would remain a seret if ur org. employees 3-54 more ppl of ur kind :)

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