Sufi Doc has released its album in usa. i hav just listened to it's song yar main nachoon gi....
and after listening it i have come to the conclusion it was good that he hasn't relesed it in pakistan. A very ordinary stuff coated with some western rock tunes.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
nonsense sharfoo
Sharfoo and bala Gujjar are two characters. Sometimes they are very sensible and sometimes they pretend to be complete idiots.
lets see what r they talking about.
Sharfoo: i hate even to talk or listen about tea.
Bala Gujjar: hey then why are u taking tea?
Sharfoo: yar this hatered is for the word 'tea' not for tea itself.
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Sharfoo: yar why my friend does not call me?
Bala gujjar: yar she might be having zero balance in her cell. why don't you scratch a card and give her the number.
Sharfoo: good idea.
later....
Sharfoo: yar i did what you said. but still there is silence on that end
Bala gujjar: well dear, beacuse it is me who is receiving these calls and messeges now.....u r really a friend inneed...lolz
Sharfoo: urrr urrr urrrrr
quite desi behavour & activity-green head.
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Sharfoo often thinks: we often ask black sheep about how much wool it has but its never given that respect in our society ...why? hmm sometimes he behaves like a think tank.
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Well today i am resting at home....weather was so good in the morning that i decided to take a day off. well its my third leave in 3 months.waisay em quite regular. the idea of staying at home and missing office seems v good but actually it is not so when u see other ppl going office, bacha party going to tutions. thats when u see every body going to work and u find yourself doing nothing then u feel a bit bad.
lets see what r they talking about.
Sharfoo: i hate even to talk or listen about tea.
Bala Gujjar: hey then why are u taking tea?
Sharfoo: yar this hatered is for the word 'tea' not for tea itself.
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Sharfoo: yar why my friend does not call me?
Bala gujjar: yar she might be having zero balance in her cell. why don't you scratch a card and give her the number.
Sharfoo: good idea.
later....
Sharfoo: yar i did what you said. but still there is silence on that end
Bala gujjar: well dear, beacuse it is me who is receiving these calls and messeges now.....u r really a friend inneed...lolz
Sharfoo: urrr urrr urrrrr
quite desi behavour & activity-green head.
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Sharfoo often thinks: we often ask black sheep about how much wool it has but its never given that respect in our society ...why? hmm sometimes he behaves like a think tank.
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Well today i am resting at home....weather was so good in the morning that i decided to take a day off. well its my third leave in 3 months.waisay em quite regular. the idea of staying at home and missing office seems v good but actually it is not so when u see other ppl going office, bacha party going to tutions. thats when u see every body going to work and u find yourself doing nothing then u feel a bit bad.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Terrorists at large.
It is always sad to hear about people falling prey to accidental and tragic deaths. Terrorism in any form is condemnable. If Muslim groups are involved in these activities they must review basic lessons of Islam.
Mr. Blair has nothing to say in defense except blathering against Pakistan and Muslims.
This terrorism has four scenarios:
1. Anti-Muslim groups are spoiling our image.
2. The community behind this whole act of terrorism normally brainwashes needy/society-rejected rebellious people (it will be an injustice to call them innocent). They fill their mouth with gold and offer their families a secure future. So in this way they buy their loyalties and make them forever-slaves and use in a way they want. Whether it’s about blasting bombs, target killing, suicidal missions or it’s about abusing and exciting people religiously, politically, socially and emotionally by discussing their shortcomings and misfortunes. These slaves by heart & soul are no more than robots.
3. Internal state affairs can also result in these situations. For example
Mr. Blair has nothing to say in defense except blathering against Pakistan and Muslims.
This terrorism has four scenarios:
1. Anti-Muslim groups are spoiling our image.
2. The community behind this whole act of terrorism normally brainwashes needy/society-rejected rebellious people (it will be an injustice to call them innocent). They fill their mouth with gold and offer their families a secure future. So in this way they buy their loyalties and make them forever-slaves and use in a way they want. Whether it’s about blasting bombs, target killing, suicidal missions or it’s about abusing and exciting people religiously, politically, socially and emotionally by discussing their shortcomings and misfortunes. These slaves by heart & soul are no more than robots.
3. Internal state affairs can also result in these situations. For example
anti-government groups who want to ruin the impression of governing bodies, a group protesting against restrictions and freshly imposed laws, underground mafia and a silent party who enjoys these situations.
4. If Al-Qaeda accepts its responsibility on a website for recent blasts. Who knows it is Al-qaeda and not someone else? What is the proof? Who is running this website?
4. If Al-Qaeda accepts its responsibility on a website for recent blasts. Who knows it is Al-qaeda and not someone else? What is the proof? Who is running this website?
The first lesson of terrorism is to hide your identity. Let’s take another example. A Christian group in England blasts a bomb in a subway. And after two hours it accepts the responsibility as a Muslim group ‘Al-Jihad’ and disappears from the scene. What will you do? Everybody knows the immediate response of foreign media. They don’t let go any chance of racism. Apologies (if any) will be made afterwards, if luckily a neutral party unveils the facts. But it happens rarely, perhaps never.
What happened in the case of 9/11? Do you know the real story? If the pilots were Muslims then they were fools. You can’t get the entry pass of heaven in a reward by killing thousands of people. I will not call it ‘Jihad’.
Years back in Pakistan, the bomb blasts in buses, trains, public places, hospitals and above all in mosques were a matter of routine. But the culprits were never caught and after a month or so these case files were closed forever. Our law enforcement agencies are suffering from an ostrich syndrome and are not ready to get their heads out of sand.
What happened in the case of 9/11? Do you know the real story? If the pilots were Muslims then they were fools. You can’t get the entry pass of heaven in a reward by killing thousands of people. I will not call it ‘Jihad’.
Years back in Pakistan, the bomb blasts in buses, trains, public places, hospitals and above all in mosques were a matter of routine. But the culprits were never caught and after a month or so these case files were closed forever. Our law enforcement agencies are suffering from an ostrich syndrome and are not ready to get their heads out of sand.
When fool proof steps will be taken to hang the culprits?
Saturday, July 23, 2005
RLS
Green head has discovered that he is suffering from RLS. Well RLS is Restless Legs Syndrome. It is an uncontrollable urge to move the legs due to uncomfortable sensations.
I still remember how I developed this habit. Long ago when I was at school I saw one of my class fellows, she was quivering her leg impatiently. I wondered how it is possible to rapidly shake the legs in such a way. So I calculated how it can be done and whether I can do it or not? I gave it a try. That day and today I am suffering from this RLS.
And once you develop this habit you can’t get rid of it easily. If u try to avoid it, u feel restlessness. U find something missing and feel a stress on your nerves. Finally u give up, your resistance ends and u start again.
Doctors say that coffee, tea, soft drinks, chocolates, tobacco and alcohol should be avoided. But I think in order to avoid RLS trigger, one must have full control over his/her nerves and a concrete willpower as well. Otherwise there is no way out coz there isn’t any medicine for this syndrome.
I also have another syndrome NSM: neend say mohabbat.
My father says it is curable. Lolz.
I still remember how I developed this habit. Long ago when I was at school I saw one of my class fellows, she was quivering her leg impatiently. I wondered how it is possible to rapidly shake the legs in such a way. So I calculated how it can be done and whether I can do it or not? I gave it a try. That day and today I am suffering from this RLS.
And once you develop this habit you can’t get rid of it easily. If u try to avoid it, u feel restlessness. U find something missing and feel a stress on your nerves. Finally u give up, your resistance ends and u start again.
Doctors say that coffee, tea, soft drinks, chocolates, tobacco and alcohol should be avoided. But I think in order to avoid RLS trigger, one must have full control over his/her nerves and a concrete willpower as well. Otherwise there is no way out coz there isn’t any medicine for this syndrome.
I also have another syndrome NSM: neend say mohabbat.
My father says it is curable. Lolz.
Monday, July 18, 2005
work work and work
Father of the Nation said: work work and work.
Perhaps Jack was his student. All work and no play made jack a dull boy. Since then his name is used as an example. As he was an obedient and sharp student so he continued his work despite taking a break. And then ‘Supreme Foam’ first realized his trouble and made its famous mattress.
It claimed: “Jab kaam say thak Jain to khoob Karin aaram.”
It is never too late to mend so it was a blessing for Jack and his vagabond companions. They took it as the first drop of rain. Bade the work good bye for ever, put the books in a big box, tied a heavy iron chain around it and threw it in the river…….1…….2…….3……..Splash……..see you box on the Day of Judgment. Now they were relax, happy, and content with what they had done. There were plans for the days yet to come. They wanted to watch movies, attend concerts, shop at every famous place, visit joy lands, parks and sleep as well. They spoiled their impression. Publishers of books held meetings and decided to change the above mentioned proverb. It was transformed to ‘All play and no work made Jack a bad boy’.
Today they are found 24/7 sleeping in air-conditioned rooms on these mattresses, smoking away tons of cigarettes, pouring gallons of cold coffee in their stomach, eating cookies and remembering the days when Jack used to go up the hill with Jill to bring a pail of water.
We don’t know what happened with Jill. The only literature found about her in history is a short poem that every student learns by heart. People tell different stories about her. A few people think she died because of excessive work, some say an envious friend of Jack pushed her down from the top of the hill (He actually wanted to throw Jack, as jack was stronger so he dropped the idea.), while others think she committed a suicide. But we believe that the bone of contention was that mattress. Many men many words but nobody knows the truth. If anybody knows, he is Jack. When approached, he refused to talk, threw away the burning cigarette-end, exhaled the smoke, closed his eyes and started singing kaam, kaam ore kaam, jab kaam say thak jain…………
Note: It’s a profound research work by Green head and disagreeing with him means denying the history.
Perhaps Jack was his student. All work and no play made jack a dull boy. Since then his name is used as an example. As he was an obedient and sharp student so he continued his work despite taking a break. And then ‘Supreme Foam’ first realized his trouble and made its famous mattress.
It claimed: “Jab kaam say thak Jain to khoob Karin aaram.”
It is never too late to mend so it was a blessing for Jack and his vagabond companions. They took it as the first drop of rain. Bade the work good bye for ever, put the books in a big box, tied a heavy iron chain around it and threw it in the river…….1…….2…….3……..Splash……..see you box on the Day of Judgment. Now they were relax, happy, and content with what they had done. There were plans for the days yet to come. They wanted to watch movies, attend concerts, shop at every famous place, visit joy lands, parks and sleep as well. They spoiled their impression. Publishers of books held meetings and decided to change the above mentioned proverb. It was transformed to ‘All play and no work made Jack a bad boy’.
Today they are found 24/7 sleeping in air-conditioned rooms on these mattresses, smoking away tons of cigarettes, pouring gallons of cold coffee in their stomach, eating cookies and remembering the days when Jack used to go up the hill with Jill to bring a pail of water.
We don’t know what happened with Jill. The only literature found about her in history is a short poem that every student learns by heart. People tell different stories about her. A few people think she died because of excessive work, some say an envious friend of Jack pushed her down from the top of the hill (He actually wanted to throw Jack, as jack was stronger so he dropped the idea.), while others think she committed a suicide. But we believe that the bone of contention was that mattress. Many men many words but nobody knows the truth. If anybody knows, he is Jack. When approached, he refused to talk, threw away the burning cigarette-end, exhaled the smoke, closed his eyes and started singing kaam, kaam ore kaam, jab kaam say thak jain…………
Note: It’s a profound research work by Green head and disagreeing with him means denying the history.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Error 619
hmm after paying the price of 3 cds, 200 local calls and going to the market twice i have managed to connect internet. well perhaps modem was faulty or it was fone line..... whenever i tried to connect it gave the error 619 after varifying username and password. And i still fear that while tryping it will disconnect......and if it disconnects i will not connect it again ...rather i will,.....well leave it ....................
i must convince cable wala (internet provider) that my home is not too far from his junction box. He is not in a mood to gimme a connection because he thinks his JB is far away. And it will b an extra burden on his pocket if he provides me the service. well lets see.....it's better to have that connection rather than keeping the fone line busy.
i must convince cable wala (internet provider) that my home is not too far from his junction box. He is not in a mood to gimme a connection because he thinks his JB is far away. And it will b an extra burden on his pocket if he provides me the service. well lets see.....it's better to have that connection rather than keeping the fone line busy.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
I have proved myself a sluggish soul. Yesterday I slept at office during the last half hour. Either it was because of a couple of glasses of Lassi I had taken in the breakfast or because of a heavy file that my boss gave to study. Believe me it was such a damned manual that despite all my efforts I failed to read more than two pages. I could feel my head getting heavy from the early morning. And at 4 pm these glasses of Lassi and the Manual won the battle.
Don’t think I am feeling guilty. I know it was a job risking thing. But at that time I could clearly hear someone whispering in my mind “Nobody can defeat the Laws of Nature. Free your mind from all fears, nothing will happen and now close your eyes.” And I did! By chance I was alone in that room and nobody opened the door while I was sleeping.
And today I have taken a day off. I was feeling sick of that office routine. I needed a break. Four Sundays in a month are not enough.
During my very early days at office I asked one of my colleagues, don’t you find it difficult to stay (read: work) at office for the whole day long? Pat came his reply, “No I enjoy my work.” And started smiling… I was depressed rather than being impressed. Later I realized it was totally a diplomatic answer. I know how much they enjoy their work. And maybe they know about me too…a funny aspect!
However I have decided that I will also start enjoying my work from tomorrow! And whenever somebody will ask me “how are you pulling?”
I will reply him with a smile on my face, “Doing my best sir! I really enjoy my work!”
Listening to: Ahla Doniya by
Elissa
Don’t think I am feeling guilty. I know it was a job risking thing. But at that time I could clearly hear someone whispering in my mind “Nobody can defeat the Laws of Nature. Free your mind from all fears, nothing will happen and now close your eyes.” And I did! By chance I was alone in that room and nobody opened the door while I was sleeping.
And today I have taken a day off. I was feeling sick of that office routine. I needed a break. Four Sundays in a month are not enough.
During my very early days at office I asked one of my colleagues, don’t you find it difficult to stay (read: work) at office for the whole day long? Pat came his reply, “No I enjoy my work.” And started smiling… I was depressed rather than being impressed. Later I realized it was totally a diplomatic answer. I know how much they enjoy their work. And maybe they know about me too…a funny aspect!
However I have decided that I will also start enjoying my work from tomorrow! And whenever somebody will ask me “how are you pulling?”
I will reply him with a smile on my face, “Doing my best sir! I really enjoy my work!”
Listening to: Ahla Doniya by
Elissa
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Nothing is gonna be more annoying:
When you hear a loud sound 'thakkkkkk' and realize that it’s your cell phone that dropped from your front pocket and now it is resting on the hard surface of floor.
When you have to eat tasteless 'AAlooo Ghosht' at office thrice a week, a thick broth in which every ingredient is easily distinguishable. This situation is worse when you are hungry but don't want to put even a single morsel in you mouth just because of its bad taste.
But people say things don't remain worse forever. Yes, they are right.
Things can be worst as well!! When you come back to home starved & hungry and find it is 'AAlo Gosht' again on the dinning table. Will our qoom stop cooking/eating this Desi dish?
When your hawker delivers your most hated junk-type newspapers on Sundays and disappears from the street in a jiffy. And you have to go to the market to buy another, cursing yourself for this exercise and calling names to……... yes you can guess to whom.
When you have to bear smelly person(s) in your surroundings. Mostly these smelly creatures don't take bath and their socks are smelly too. Perhaps they think water will run out of this planet soon and they are doing a good job by saving it. But in reality they are the allies of Captain Pollution. Heck......For me nothing can be more patience-testing than that. Normally I try to avoid this genre of humans. Firstly I pray that they may get lost….And when I feel the prayers are not working I leave that place. And I often think how stinking this world is just because of them.
Besides there are many other things like electricity failure at wrong time/early in the morning when you have to iron clothes, Tea not to your taste (mostly at office), misplacing the keys or locking the room while the keys still inside the room (It happened a month ago!) and a snail’s pace internet. All these things are irritating.
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On my side table: Column Tamam by Atta-ul-haq Qasmi.
Listening to: Social circus
When you hear a loud sound 'thakkkkkk' and realize that it’s your cell phone that dropped from your front pocket and now it is resting on the hard surface of floor.
When you have to eat tasteless 'AAlooo Ghosht' at office thrice a week, a thick broth in which every ingredient is easily distinguishable. This situation is worse when you are hungry but don't want to put even a single morsel in you mouth just because of its bad taste.
But people say things don't remain worse forever. Yes, they are right.
Things can be worst as well!! When you come back to home starved & hungry and find it is 'AAlo Gosht' again on the dinning table. Will our qoom stop cooking/eating this Desi dish?
When your hawker delivers your most hated junk-type newspapers on Sundays and disappears from the street in a jiffy. And you have to go to the market to buy another, cursing yourself for this exercise and calling names to……... yes you can guess to whom.
When you have to bear smelly person(s) in your surroundings. Mostly these smelly creatures don't take bath and their socks are smelly too. Perhaps they think water will run out of this planet soon and they are doing a good job by saving it. But in reality they are the allies of Captain Pollution. Heck......For me nothing can be more patience-testing than that. Normally I try to avoid this genre of humans. Firstly I pray that they may get lost….And when I feel the prayers are not working I leave that place. And I often think how stinking this world is just because of them.
Besides there are many other things like electricity failure at wrong time/early in the morning when you have to iron clothes, Tea not to your taste (mostly at office), misplacing the keys or locking the room while the keys still inside the room (It happened a month ago!) and a snail’s pace internet. All these things are irritating.
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On my side table: Column Tamam by Atta-ul-haq Qasmi.
Listening to: Social circus
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