Sometimes when i have a pencil and paper infront of me i can't resist myself from scratching and sketching.
Thats what i normally do. By now i have made hundreds of chairs, tables, books, squares, octagones, castles, cows and donkeys, cars, bikes, jets, computers and ducks and palm trees as well.

Mirza Asif noticed it first and said : "yar kitna furnitur ban gaya hay?"

So, furniture is ready.....Special discounts on dowry. Bring atleast 10 invitations.


Splendid buildings on 'first come' basis.
Attention Ministry of Defence: Octagones available.
Fear not, planes crash over Pentagones only.

Pets also available......No, Donkeys are not pets. Buy Ducks and use them as Watch-dogs.....If not then roast them over coals in your lawn & don't forget to dip in hot chilli-garlic sauce before putting it in your mouth.
Dual purpose ducks.......Wink*


Volumes of books with blank pages available in stock.
Becoming a writer is not a big deal now.... A challange.
Blacken the pages on your own will!!!
Also suitable for those who don't want to study at all.
Blank pages for Blank faces & Empty minds!!!!



Kick America.....We don't need your bloody jets.
We have our own home-made Desi Jets.
Buy one, get a dozen free.



Cars available from scrapyard for learners only!!!!!



Technology was never that cheap in human history. Buying a Notebook is no longer a dream. Hey, wait for second doc, the average price in market for a notebook is around 70,000 Rs. (Waqar bhatti and i did a survey on last saturday at Hafeez center...That's also another story folks.)
So what should b its price on my outlet? ok , buy a brand new Mercedes and get a notebook Free....

'China-ka-maaal' fame Chinese Bakray(goats) are also available for sacrifice on Eid-ul-Azhaa.
Every member of home can have his own Bakra!
For children toy-size bakray also available. Just imagine the children walking on the streets with their toy like bakras a day before eid!
The main advantage of this chinese maal is even a murgiiii(chicken) wala can slaughter them and make his way to the next door in five minutes only.
No more butcher monopoly on eid days.



Worried because of increasing pollution?
worry not.cut as much trees as u can.
varieties of jungles are available!
Go Planet..........!!!!!!!!!!


Cigarettes. yes...wo bhi hain..
....A final attraction for my friends....unfortunately my foes don't smoke...(would that if they too, were into smoking :)


Well, anybody who is interested can contact me over here.
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Yar haji how can the things b funnier when we pass one third of a day at office, one third sleeping and the remaining one third thinking that Kal phir office jana hay......lolz.
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Millions and billions of thanks to ALLAH Almighty ...Weather has got a bit better. And in a couple of days it is predicted that showers are expected in lahore.But this summer i am really thinking that: of all places on this planet earth why i am in pakistan???? dont pray that i may go to Afghanistan or bangladesh! better here. i would like to go to some better region of this world.



All for now....