We have a polymer plant start up today (once gain). I was supposed to stay at plant for 24 hours during this phase. The person who stays at plant gets his next day off in compensation. But my case is bit different. I am on resign and completing the notice period of 26 days. I had to join my new office on 1st August but I am late by two days just because of availing two sick leaves, as three days ago, I had a severe kidney pain and had to return from office early in the morning.

Today, just five minutes before off time, my manager told me that Plant Manager wants me to stay at plant; i can get the next day off but can’t get any relaxation regarding 26 working days. Then what’s the use of this next days’ rest? I thought to myself.

Manager: Agar aik din ki relaxation day dain to theek hay werna mat rukna.
Me: :-׀ ( Lagta hai in ki aapas main lagti wagti hai)

Khair, Pm ko main nay sab araam say bol diya. My point was that I can’t stay on plant for continuous 32 hours. As I am suffering from kidney pain, it will become difficult for me. (Bemari to kab ki khatam ho chukki … it was just an excuse.)

Regarding relaxation PM Said: I can't promise on this but i'll try, it's not clear in company's policy. ( a diplomatic answer)

Khair, ghar to main aa gaya hoon but perhaps I shouldn’t. My manager has misguided me.
Should I stay at plant and get late by one more day? I want to know your views on this issue.

"میں سیاح ھوں ۔۔۔ میں نھیں چاھتا کہ ایک جگہ رھنے سے میرے پاؤں زمین میں دھنس جائیں اور میں ھمیشہ کے لیے ساکت ھو کر رہ جا‎ؤں۔"

" ایک جگہ رھنے سے ہي، ساکت ھونے سے ہی شاخیں پھوٹتی ہیں- پھر ان میں پھول لگتے ھیں-"

سنان نے حیرت سے جینی کی طرف دیکھا- " اتنا خوبصورت تخیل ۔۔۔۔۔"

(مستنصر حسین تارڑ کی " پیار کا پھلا شھر" سے اقتباس )

Three types of people are very common in our society:

• Pappo
• Shahzaday
• Piee Jaan (Bhai Jan)

P.S: Oh i just forgot to mention : Chanda.
Heeh Heeh .

Life was already slow but it became slower when I resigned from job on a 30 day’s notice period 12 days ago. And my next station is Islamabad.


Listening to: Yaad Karna by Vital Signs.

I have received the following news in an email dated 30th June:

The artist who drew the pictures of Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) has died in a fire. He was burnt alive.

Pampering...

All Chinese look alike.

Meanwhile we have a plant start up tomorrow. Perhaps i'll have to saty at plant for continuous 24 hours. Let's see. But the good thing is: next 24 hours will be off.

06.06.06

Inverter .... A device used to vary the speed of AC Motors.
From a couple of days, i am working on this thing ...

Asalam-o-Alaequm Folks! I hope that everybody is fine! Well this week was also like many previous weeks with a few extra activities. On this Friday, I had a walk in test and interview. The first ever ‘walk in’ for me as these opportunities are rarely advertised.

During this whole week I had been preparing for the interview. The whole emphasis was on downloading data from internet and memorizing important points while taking notes from the new and already present data in the hard disk. And it was after a long time that my computers’ hard drive had to read the data sectors of its' D partition!


Khair pehlay din I logged on at 6:00 pm and by 10:00 pm what I had downloaded was a video song by Call, checked emails, visited many pages / read scraps on orkut, signed up on Zebo on a friends’ request and read blogs. Time daykha to it was 10:00 pm. Switched off the computer and went to bed. Pehlay do teen din yahi hota raha. Is doran kuch downloading ore kuch perha’ey bhi howi.

Anyway, I tried to prepare as much as I could and on Friday reached at the given address and took the test. After one hour the names of candidates were announced who had qualified for the interview. And my name was also in that list! Two out of three females also qualified for the interview. Waisay from deep inside i wanted these two to be selected as well. Heeh Heeh. I don't know what happened with them afterwards.

Interviews were in progress when they announced a lunch and prayer break of one hour. I decided to have lunch from a nearby market. Abhi thora he agay gaya hoon ga kah two people, both wearing helmets, appeared on a bike from somewhere, aimed a pistol at me and demanded for my cell phone and money. Mobile ore paisay nikalo. Jaldi. That was just like a scene from an action movie, in which a couple of badmaash of a dingy street try to harass the hero but he fights bravely with empty hands and defeats them. And the fight is followed by a romantic song filmed on the hero and heroine. Heeh Heeh. But this was a drama going on in real life. Firstly I thought to resist but I wasn’t sure whether I will be able to do that with empty hands. I looked around for any help; no one else was on the road. They snatched the phone, emptied my pockets and disappeared from the scene. What a pity. Khana to khair kia khana tha … offered prayer and came back.


Khuda Khuda kar kay interrview ki bari aey. I asked for the permission to enter the room, I casted a glance at all the six people present in the room, greeted them in a soft tone and took the seat. Interview started with a couple of formal questions; what is your complete name? Show your original certificates etc. etc. They were not interested in my present job experience rather asked questions about digital signal processing and my final year project. Interview lasted for about 10 to 15 minutes. I came out of that room and an attendant there inquired me, “Have they asked you to stay for a while?” I said ‘Nops’

At that time my face had a desperate look. Yah chance bhi gaya. I was about to leave when he re-appeared from that room and stopped me, ‘Mobark ho ji app ko … have a seat’. I was overjoyed and thanked to Allah Almighty, mayra is main koi kamal nahi tha.

He gave me a form and advised to fill it fully and return as soon as possible. I stepped out of that building happily and reached at Adnan’s flat which was at a walking distance of 20 minutes from there. khana wahan khaya got some money from him and reached home happily. Now I shall post that form tomorrow. Let’s see, when they call me.

And now I don’t have a cell phone. What I have learnt from this incident is:

• You must keep a back up of all your contact numbers and addresses.

• Cell phone must not be an expansive one. KhamKhoa afsos hota hai.
  

• One must get some self defense classes but there isn’t any need to show heroism in these situations. Life is precious. Isn’t it? What do you say?
  

If you dial a number from your landline phone set and take a few milli-seconds to realize that the call will connect itself without pressing the 'Yes' key, you are a cell phone user!

I am busy like a bee these days .. coz shut down at plant is in final stages. Meanwhile I had plans to update on last saturday night but hung out with sajjad and irfi .. ore adhi raat tak Awara'garadi kartay rahy .. missing that hostel life.

Khair .. khawab and Naqi (yar tum to mujay jaantay ho :) although I am not into flying, but I find a certain sort of fascination in it.

This is, at least, what I feel about the crowded airport lounges, round the clock busy terminals, people with fresh and tired faces, naughty children running ahead of their parents (as yours truly was in his childhood :) luggage-packed trolleys, canteens, wide and long runways glittering with thousands of multi-color navigation lights– with each color having a specific message for the pilot, ‘control tower’ covered with rigid and transparent glass from all sides, its’ cold and numb atmosphere, rapidly changing LCD digits on large screens, continuously engaged operators with the flights in operation, efficient ground crew, mighty Boeings and Air Buses, attractive logos of airlines, an experienced gentleman flight captain with his very polite crew, splendid interiors, stylish flight kitchens, specific aroma of the food which wafts in the cabin as soon as the steward starts serving the food trays by pushing his trolley slowly from one seat to another, usual sound of engines and continuous mild vibrations, a smooth flight and a perfect landing!
Is that enough? :)


Declaration: This was the last post on this subject. Thx for bearing.

I am busy like a bee these days .. coz shut down at plant is in final stages. Meanwhile I had plans to update on last saturday night but hung out with sajjad and irfi .. ore adhi raat tak Awara'garadi kartay rahy .. missing that hostel life.

Khair .. khawab and Naqi (yar tum to mujay jaantay ho :) although I am not into flying, but I find a certain sort of fascination in it.

This is, at least, what I feel about the crowded airport lounges, round the clock busy terminals, people with fresh and tired faces, naughty children running ahead of their parents (as yours truly was in his childhood :) luggage-packed trolleys, canteens, wide and long runways glittering with thousands of multi-color navigation lights– with each color having a specific message for the pilot, ‘control tower’ covered with rigid and transparent glass from all sides, its’ cold and numb atmosphere, rapidly changing LCD digits on large screens, continuously engaged operators with the flights in operation, efficient ground crew, mighty Boeings and Air Buses, attractive logos of airlines, an experienced gentleman flight captain with his very polite crew, splendid interiors, stylish flight kitchens, specific aroma of the food which wafts in the cabin as soon as the steward starts serving the food trays by pushing his trolley slowly from one seat to another, usual sound of engines and continuous mild vibrations, a smooth flight and a perfect landing!
Is that enough? I don’t think so :)


Declaration: This was the last post on this subject. Thx for bearing me.

Worried about my fitness.

Tea

Dahi, Lassi and Milkshakes.

Feeling: Relax and Satisfied.

Dream Liner 787

What a beauty! Just look at its’ wings reflecting a light golden shade, its’ very artistically designed nose and the windows refracting the well-lit cabins’ lights. A mind blowing capture.

Well folks, I have two pieces of news. Both are bad. One of them is bad in a real sense and the other is so on the basis of personal choices.

• Afghans slaughtered an Indian Engineer- A show of brutality.
• Asia will host the cricket world cup 2011- An action-packed cup will be played in the grounds covered with pale & dead grass.

MIRC Chat

Bus ji, i was getting bored. Signed-in on MIRC after ages.
Pakistani bachhay baray shaytaan hain.
Hamesha Fraaandship k chakar may rahtay hain.
If u say 25/m , they dont bother to reply u.
Majboran i signed in with a nick of a Mashriqi Dosheeza (Pronounce smartly) hee hee
Ab typing say fursat nahi hay ....

Kuch lamhay Farmatay hain:

"so irum u think that u r cute? hai na. kitnee cte ho"

Ore Zain kia kah ray hain?
" wana sex chat 24 male karachi n u ?"


Ore Desert Sand ko mayra nik pasand aaw gaya hay ... baat shuru karna chatay hain :

"hi...!! nice name ! "



Inn say millain yah hain aik Mashriqi Bachhay

Ali khan:
assalam o alaikum
how r u
asl plz
wanna chat

Brim Msn ki ID Pooch rahay hain:)
Bata doon? haa haaa haa

Ore abb, An uncle wants to share somthing from his long forgotten stories .... Main Abhi AAA'eeeyyy

:)

پاکستانی قوم بھی عجیب ہے۔ شدید گرمی سے حالت ابتر ہے، پسینے میں شرابور ھیں، لو جیسی گرم ہوا میں سانس لینا دشوار ہے – پرواہ نہیں ۔ چاۓ پہ چاۓ پیے جا رھے ھيں۔ کھانا ملے نہ ملے، چاۓ ضرور ہو۔ چاۓ بھی وہ جس میں دودھ کم اور چینی زیادہ ہو۔کچھ شوقین حضرات تو چاۓ کے ساتھ سیگرٹ سے بھی شوق فرماتے ھیں۔انتہا پسندی کی بھی حد ھوتی ہے۔

آج دوپہر کو ورکشاپ میں میں بھی اسی ذوق و شوق سے اپنی پاکستانیت کو مضبوط کرتا رہا ہوں۔ زیادہ مشکل نہیں ہے، بس محسوس ہوتا ہے کہ دوپہر زرا زیادھ گرم ھو گئ ہے، اور کچھ احتجاج آپکا جگر بلند کرتا ھے۔ کرنے دیں۔ اب پوری قوم تو غلط نہیں ہو سکتی نا! ظاہر ہے آخر کچھ نہ کچھ سوچ سمجھ کے ہی کر رھے ھوں گے۔

اب اجازت دیں تو ذرا چاۓ پی لوں، شام کی چاۓ کا وقت ہے اور چاۓ میرے سامنے دھری ھے۔ واقعی، مذاق نہیں کر رھا۔ اور 'خواب' تم بھی کبھی کبھی چاۓ پی لیا کرو کوئ مضائقہ نہیں ہے۔ کفران نعمت چھوڑو ۔ آخر پاکستانی ایسے ہی تو ہر سال دو ارب روپوں کی چاۓ نہیں پی جاتے۔ اور اب براہ کرم چاۓ کی شان میں گستاخی مت کرنا۔

Today was a sort of relax day at office. Mr. Jaffery was also in a chill mood. He was walking all around in slippers with his shirt outta trousers and speaking punjabi in a particular Lahori accent. Thand mahool ;)

Listening to: Taynu Lay Jana**** by Omar Inayat. (Get it from apniisp.com)

One month long Shutdown of plant (for annual maintenance) has started from today. I was supposed to be at plant rit now, but some how, at 4:30, sahab nay na idher daykha .. na odhar, bas nikalnay ki kii. Kal say sahi.

O man, wat a fabulous thing i have found today!


Listen Live to Air Traffic Control

http://atcmonitor.com/

htttp://www.liveatc.net

Though you may find it useless but it is interesting to listen to this conversation.
Do you know that FM band in your deck can catch this conversation? No jokes at all. I have personally experienced it many a times and it depends on the location of the flight. I remember,
last time my radio set caught signals of an international flight from Dhaka, somebody from control tower was wishing the pilot a safe and smooth landing. You can catch a max of only 3 messages coz in a matter of seconds the flight gets out of range.

And one more thing for you ppl. This cartoon clip on Condoleeza rice and Hillary Clinton is worth a watch as well.

just returned from officce. Wat a hectic day it was.
kal proper post ho gi. perhaps.

Perhaps Allah meyan wants me to continue my present job.

sensitivity to criticism test

A couple of days ago, i had to face some critcism from khawab on the issue of my always non-serious attitude. Well, i felt a bit destroyed and in that frustration i took the above mentioned test. Following were the results:

Interpretation

Your score was in the mid-range on the sensitivity to criticism test. This indicates that you occasionally become defensive in response to constructive criticism. Although your score indicated that there are times when you take negative feedback well, there may be some red flags to look out for.

For more details pay 6 Dollars only. No man, GH is not that interested in that but he has changed himself immediately for sure.

Test taken at PsychTests

A Soldier on Job

Listening to: Khoobsurat by Zohaib Hassan.

DJ: How is life?
GH: Fast at home and slow at office.
DJ: lol
GH: :D

Adagio Tea

If you are a tea addict then stop by Adagio to uplift your mood (No, they don’t offer free tea cups :). Here you will find a variety of flavors and info on most popular teas, online help by their operators (only on fix hours. It wasn’t available when I logged on), Teamart for shopaholics and if you are bored form orkut nukta com (nukta=dot) then ‘tea community’ and ‘chat rooms’ might catch your attention as well. Site also offers a complementary tea timer with pre-calculated times for preparing various varieties with a little info note about the tea origin. But telling you beforehand; if you are looking out for something like our traditional desi chai ranging from strong ‘truck driver’ blend to ‘doodh patti’, you will waste your time. Only a tea expert like GH can help on this. Can you judge the taste of tea by merely looking at its’ colour? Haa haa, you can’t, I knew that!

Happy Clicking!

But be careful coz it can also be a journey to thousand websites that begins with a single click :)

A signboard outta laundry:

Don't worry about your dirty linen!

Damn it yar, editing html sucks. Still, I have to edit Page title and comments option. Now it seems to be impossible. And FireFox displays the page/fonts a bit better than IE. Why?

It's a Sunday.

My day began at 10:30 am.
Breakfast.
Newspapers.
TaayleeeVision+A cup of tea.
Blogs.
A couple of samosay with tomato-red ketchup.
Seems that I am the only way’law on this planet.

Haji has got job on a fertilizer plant.
He will be a trainee again after a one year job. Haa.

My training will complete on 25^th April.
I have to take a test on next Moday in this regard.
Alas, I am not in any mood to open the notes I have taken during the course.

People in the sidebar of this page are sleeping.
Sometimes, I fear, very soon, most of them will quit blogging.
Hani has exams. But somehow he is still on the scene.

I want to get rid of this bloody PTCL network.
Yesterday, Affan told me to buy a World Call connection for wireless access.
Let’s see, whether in my area, they are providing the service or not.
It will cost Rs.3600/- to get the connection. And if their service is good, I’ll not mind to pay this amount.

Template is changed again. If u know, where to find bloody-est ever templates (In addition to blogspot), just tell me. I would love to apply them here.

Listening to: Ajnabi by Sequencers.

There are three main advantages of Summer. Long days, Mango Milkshake and Mosquitoes-free environment.

*A long post has vanishefd somewhere. Lolz. Don't want to type once again. And It happened first time on this blog* 1st April fool by Local Server??

A hot and hectic day.

Today was a good day. Quite peaceful and calm. There was nothing much to do at office. DM sahib went some where on Out-Door and that was the actual reason of peace. After lunch, Tauseef (my colleague) and I did nothing except gossiping, taking tea and eating biscuits.

T: Raja Gidhh perhay baghair Engineering kerna Mushkil Hay …

GH: hmm?

T: kia khayaal hay?

GH: Zamana-e-college may hi perh chuka hoon .... Mayri to F.Sc. hee Mushkil ho gaey thi … : P

T: ;(

T joined a month ago. Mossof Adha din Shay’r kahtay hain, ore baqi adha din mayra sabar ka imtihaan laita hay. The way he is blackening the pages of his diary, I am sure, very soon he will be in a position to publish his one dozen books all together.

Khair …..

Do you remember the character Mr. Hunter of ‘Bugs Bunny Show’ – A man who always chases the bunny with a double-barrel in his hands?

Wondering? Us ka zikar kiyon? That hunter laughs like a man who sits besides me in the office van. :)

Came back to home. Found the room a bit mucky. Thought to get it done myself, meanwhile my mother entered the room.

Ajj khod kaam karnay ka khayal kaisay aa gaya….?

Before I could reply, my brother poked from somewhere ….. Commander Safe Guard nay kaha hay. :(

When Love Happens ....

Yesterday, at office, I was flipping through an assignment on control valves (They are used to control the flow of a liquid in a control system). It was submitted by a trainee engineer back in 1997. On one page I found this:

Catalyst EG (Ethylene Glycol) flow is controlled by the control valve # 03.002

Mass Flow Love ……… Valve opens.

Mass Flow High ……… Valve closes.

Actually valve opens on low mass flow.

Where was his mind wandering while penning down these conclusions????

*GH smiles and then clicks ‘Publish’*

Aha … Salam! Hope that everybody is fine and enjoying his/her time in this blog sphere.

On a lighter and a funnier note: Yours truly is still alive!

There were many things that kept me away from blogging – Loads of office work, poor telephone service of PTCL that didn’t let me sign in from home and Hepatitis-A which kept me away from all sorts of activities for about two weeks from the beginning of this month. And now some problem in Blogspot service – I am unable to identify what sort of ban is this. Access to every page is denied. Do you know how I am accessing your pages?

Just like this:

http://www.pkblogs.com/blogname

Direct access is not possible.

Nothing is changed on this blog front from publishing posts, waiting for feedback from readers, religiously reading favorite blogs to aimlessly clicking the blog links in the sidebars – things are the same.

But there is one thing- I missed ya all; Dingle Days by Hani, optimistic posts by Raheel, lively stuff from Khwab, Aamanna’s poetry, goings-on on Asma Mirza’s blog, FM’s wittiness and MariaBeez blog that I rarely visit … winks*

From now on I hope I will be regular in updating and reading your blogs.

Adios

This summer i would like to look like this!
Get your DP from here.

Extremely tragic news: I have just come to know that one of my juniors (and class fellow of my brother) was shot dead by the robbers today morning at 6 am in Bahawalpur - when he was returning back to university from home.

Inalillah he wa inaa Ilaeyhe rajeyon.

Very sad. And now they have taken his dead body back to Haripur. I am trying to contact my friends there but nobody is attending the call right now.

May Allah Almighty forgive all his sins and rest his soul in peace.
Please do offer Fateha at least once for him.

Four Jobs I’ve Had in My Life
I haven’t yet completed the first year of my first job :-)

Four Movies Drama Serials I Could Watch Over and Over

• Tanhayaan
• Un Kahi
• Dhoop Kinaaray
• Sunahray Din

These are unforgettable classics of PTV.

Four Places I Have Lived

• Lahore
• Bahawalpur
• Najran
• ……Still Blank……
  

Four TV Shows I Love To Watch
This question is frequently repeated in the tags. So I’m just skipping it.

Four Places I Have Been On Vacations
Covered many places in our northern areas last summer.

Four Websites I Visit Daily Whenever I Come Online

• Yahoo
• Google
• CNN
• Blogs
  

Four Favorite Foods

• Bhindi Chicken
• Biryani, Palao
• Fried fish
• Pizza
  

Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now

• In a well lit flight-kitchen of a Boeing on flight.
• With NATGeo Team, on an expedition in a dense forest.
• Dubai shopping Festival 2006. (P.S: Alas, it ended four days ago.)
• With her.

Four People I Tag Next

• Asma
• Khawab
• Raheel
• Fahd

Power Sundays

Good Morning folks! Wake up! The early crimson rays of sun have just moved forward from the green leaves of Rubber Plant placed in your car porch! Sundays are not meant for sleeping.
Isn’t the odor of steaming hot mug of coffee enough to open your eyes? Push the blanket aside, slide the heavy curtains off the windows and open the door of your terrace to let the light and fresh air enter into your room.

Hey! Why are you staring at me with your angry face and blood red eyes? Are you angry for being disturbed so early in the morning? Oh … No … No … don’t try to throw that heavy ashtray towards me. Look at the clock; it is about to strike 10 on the dial. Cool down and sip your coffee. Just have a look at your neighbor’s door. In the morning they have washed their car. And now are you seeing the fruit baskets in their hands? Perhaps they are leaving for a picnic.
At this point I noticed a sparkle appearing in his eyes. He picked up the phone and dialed a number.
Umm where are you dialing buddy?
Just to make a picnic program with friends, he replied promptly.
Great!
The jinnee wishes him a full-of-fun Sunday, waves his hand and a smoky cloud disappears in the air.

Thanks … he smiled, took the last sip of coffee that was getting cold and left the bed to get ready for the picnic!


My Random Wish: Would that I had been on Karachi’s beach today.

A Stroy

There is this Fisherman, let's call him Salman.

Salman goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it. Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river. Salman did just the same. He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.....Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!

End of Story!

Moral is: Don't get up too early in the morning :-)

Perhaps i also need these bullets :S

80% Seriousness and 20% Depression.

Anti Depressants

Al-Vida

I have just downloaded the video Al-Vida by SS - Sufi Salman Ahmad i mean! A good composition! Get it from here

between us : sufi is tarha k hotay hain? :)

After many days of absence from blog I am back now. I had been to bahawalpur to attend my cousin’s wedding ceremony. It was quite fun there. (Don’t read 'funny')

Akhir bakray ki shadi ho he gaey…. Kab tak khair manta.

Life is pretty busy yaro. The person who said life is not a bed of roses – Sacha tha woh.

Apun to job kar kay phans gaya. I reached back from BWP last Monday at 2 am (It takes 7 hours by road to reach Lahore) and the worst thing was I had to reach office the very same morning at 8 am. Yukkk.

Marta kia na karta …. I had to go. Reached office cursing myself for I hadn’t any leave in my balance to avail.

HoD bhi koi jalad hai. Absents are strictly prohibited.

Today is Sunday and folks believe me they are a real blessing.

Khair …. Yesterday night I broke one leg of my specs. I had a very bad habit of throwing them on my bed --- Akhir kab tak yay sab chalta????

They came under the weight of my arm and lost their shape – such a delicate frame it was. While attempting to bring them in shape again, I broke one of the legs. :-S

Thanks to Allah, I had a spare one; otherwise it was not less than a fatigue to ruin the Sunday for a pair of specs in bazaar.

Moral: Keep your specs with care; don’t throw them on your bed just like you throw the towels or magazines on your bed.

TC : -)

PS: i have just discovered that a 10 rupees note in my pocket has two different numbers .. lol

One number is GBL1027274 and other is CBV7214729. I went to the shop to purchase milk where the shopkeeper just noticed it .... ooay jaali note????? And returned it back!!!

لیجیۓ ساڑے چھ ہوا چاھتے ہیں ۔ عید کا دن بھی

تقریبا'' اختتام کو پہنچا۔ ویسے آپ مانیں یا نامانیں ،

ایک بات ہے کہ یہ عید بچوں سے زیادہ قصائیوں کی

ھوتی ہے! صبح بڑی مشکل سے ایک قصائی ڈھونڈا

گیا اور پھر قربانی کا مرحلہ پورا ھوا۔



اب کی بار بکرا بڑا ہی من موجی قسم کا تھا ۔کل

جب اسے لا کر باندھا گیا تو اس نے وہ اودھم مچایا

کہ الحفیظ و الاامان ۔۔۔ بہت دیر تک اس کا پرشور

احتجاج جاری رہا۔ جس ٹب میں اسے پانی دیا گیا،

اسے ٹکریں مار کر اپنا غصہ اتارتا رھا کہ کیوں باندھا

مجھے ؟ ساری رات وقفے وقفے سے اودھم مچا

کے نہ تو خود سویا نہ ہی ھمیں سونے دیا۔ لیکن

از کم مجھے ایک اطمینان ضرور تھا کہ جب تک یہ

شور کرتا رہے گا اس کا مطلب ہے ابھی تک گھر میں

ہی ہے (-:



کھانے میں بھی بڑے نخرے تھے ۔ کھاتے کھاتے اکثر

بیچ میں اس طرح سے رک کر کھچ سوچنے لگ جاتا

تھا کہ گھاس آدھی اس کے منہ میں اور آدھی منہ

سے باھر جھانکتی رھتی تھی! اس لمھے مجھے

وھ بالکل درد مند دل رکھنے والے ھمارے قومی

سیاست دانوں کی طرح لگتا تھا، جو کھانا کھاتے

ھوے بھی فکرمندی سے کسی نا دیدہ چیز کی

جانب گھورتے رھتے ھیں ۔۔۔ اور ان کے سیکٹری

ہمیشہ یہی کہتے پاۓ جاتے ھیں : آجکل صاحب

قوم کی طرف سے بہت فکرمند رہتے ھیں ۔۔۔۔۔۔ کہ

کسی دن قوم ان کا گلا ہی نا دبا دے

:)


بات کہاں سے کہاں نکل گئ ۔۔۔۔ خیر بات ھو رھی

تھی بکرے کی ۔۔۔۔ پہلے تو موصوف نے آتے ہی کولڈ

ڈرنک یعنی ٹھنڈا پانی نوش جاں کیا، کڑک کڑک اور

کوڑک کوڑک کی آوازیں نکال کر کافی ساری چنے

کی دال نمکو سمجھ کر کھائی اور پھر لگے شور

شور مچانے ۔۔۔۔ کہ مھمان کو اجازت دی جاۓ!


میزبان بھی کچھ اتنے کم سمجھدار نہیں تھے، بس

اسے دیکھ کر دھیرے دھیرے زیر لب مسکراتے رھے

اور دل ھی دل میں کھنے لگے : جانے کی اتنی

بھی کیا جلدی؟ اجازت تو بس اب ھم ایک ہی بار

دیں گے!



خیر صبح ھوئی، پچھلی عید کی طرح اب کی بار

بھی نماز پر تھوڑا لیٹ ھو گۓ۔ واپس گھر آۓ اور پھر

وہی قصائی کا انتظار

مہمان خصوصی اپنی مرضی سے چھریوں سمیت

تشریف لاۓ ۔۔۔۔ یہ واحد مھمان ہیں جو چھریاں اٹھا

کے آتے ہیں! والد صاحب نے ھمیشہ کی طرح خود

تکبیر پڑھی! اور پھر باقی خدمات مہمان خصوصی

سے حاصل کی گئیں۔




عید کی صبح بھٹی صاحب سے فون پر بات ہوئی،

یونیورسٹی کے کلاس فیلو ہیں، بڑے خوش تھے ۔۔۔

کہنے لگے ابھی ابھی دو بکروں کی کھال اتاری ہے ،

گوشت بنانا باقی ہے! پتا نہیں موصوف بکرے کنہیں

کہ رہے تھے !؟! ھمیشہ قربانی خود اپنے ہاتھ سے

کرتے ہیں۔ ویسے دیکھنے میں قصائی بلکل نہیں

لگتے ! اب میں سنجیدگی سے انہیں مشورہ دینے

پر غور کر رہا ہوں کہ عید کے دن سے وہ پورا فائدہ

کیسے اٹھا سکتے ہیں! اگر ایسا ہو گیا تو یہ بڑے

ماڈرن قصائی ھوں گے، جو میکڈانلڈ کے برگر کھاتے

ہیں، کافی پینا پسند کرتے ھیں اور ہمیشہ باۓ ائر

سفر کرتے ھیں

:)

خیر قربانی کے بعد مابدولت 'جی ایچ' نے خود

کلیجی بھونی ، جس کا ثبوت بعد میں ان کے کپڑوں

پر پڑے تیل کے چھینٹوں سے بھی ملا اور پھر اس

سبق کے بعد سے 'جی ایچ' کچن میں کافی محتاط

نظر آنے کی کوشش کرتے پاۓ گۓ۔




خیر پوسٹ لمبی ھوتی جا رھی ہے، اب آپ سے

اگلے چار پانچ دن بعد ملاقات ھو گی کیونکہ کل

میں بھاولپور جا رھا ھوں۔


آپ سب کو میری طرف سے عید مبارک! امید ھے

کہ آپکی یہ عید بھی پچھلی دفعہ کی طرح اچھی

گزر رھی ھو گی۔ یاد رکھیۓ گا کہ قربانی کے

گوشت میں صرف آپکا ہی نہیں بلکہ مستحقین کا

بھی حصہ ھے۔ اجازت دیجیۓ ! فی امان اللہ

Eid-e-Qurbaan

Yesterday i came to know what does it mean to do a continuous duty of 14 hours :(

[1] Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.


[2] We also sleep in separate beds.Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.


[3] I take my wife everywhere.....But she keeps finding her way back.


[4]I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested the kitchen.


[5]We always hold hands.If I let go, she shops.


[6]She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".....So I bought her an electric chair.


[7]My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."


[8]She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.


[9]She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?"....The driver said "No, jump in!"


[10]Remember:Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.


[11]I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.I don't like to interrupt her.


[12]The last fight was my fault though.My wife asked "What's on the TV?"I said "Dust!"

• It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it .
• The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
• The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
• Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
• When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red! wow, what about heart?
• It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

This skin doesn't seem to be a cool one.....

Benefits of Internet.

New year begins with rain in Lahore! A very fresh change in weather indeed!

A must do Tag

UNIQUE

1. Nervous habits... Shake my legs.
2. Are you double jointed... Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue... I do think about it sometimes but I know I can’t do it.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time... Perfectly!!!! I saw my roommate doing that with a great degree of perfection. After much practice now I can also lift up my right eyebrow! Now the problem is – sometimes I feel that it stays a millimeter above its normal position …..lolz

5. Can you blow spit bubbles...Stinking.
6. Can you cross your eyes... No.
7. Tattoos... Hate them.
8. Piercings... None.
9. Do you make your bed daily... Who bothers -- while at home you don’t have to worry about these things -- yes when I was in hostel I used to do that myself.

CLOTHES

10. Which shoe goes on first?... Right one, mostly.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone... Not that I recall.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry... Thousand only.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7... My specs … do they count?
14. Favorite piece of clothing... Embroidered Kurta Shalwar.

FOOD

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it... Cut it.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam...
17. Do you use extra salt on your food... Sometimes.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet... None, I think.
19. What's your favorite beverage...Coca Cola.
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant/chain...KFC
21. Do you cook... I used to cook readings in Physics Experiments ...... lolzzzzzz.

GROOMING

22. How often do you brush your teeth... A couple times a day.
23. Hair drying method... Towel.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair... Never.

MANNERS

25. Do you ever swear... I try to avoid it, strictly.
26. Do you ever spit... Never.

FAVORITE

27. Animal... Fried Fish & Chicken. :D
28. Food... JANWAR HEE CHALAIN GAY ….. lolz
29. Month... April, May, June, July.
30. Day... Saturday + Sunday.
31. Cartoon... Swat kats, Johnny Quest, Bugs and Deffy Show, The Mask.
32. Shoe brand... Um... Weinbrenner
33. Subject in school... No more schooling.
34. Color... Oh leave it.
35. Sport... Baseball, but who plays here?
36. TV shows... Who din khawab howay. No time for that …. And if I have some free time, I prefer to use PC.

37. Thing to do in the spring... I will buy rambling-creepers – I love them.
38. Thing to do in the summer... Will start jogging, play cricket and lots of awaragardi.
39. Thing to do in the fall... Walk through the crunchy fallen leaves.
40. Thing to do in winter... Would that I could hibernate..
41. In the CD player... Nothing.
42. Person you talk most on the phone with... Sajjad – class fellow.
43. Reading... Blogs!!
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors... Nope.
45. What color is your bedroom...Off-White scheme
46. Do you use an alarm clock... Yes.
47. Window seat or isle... Window.

DUMB

48. What's your sleeping position... I like to sleep on my right side.
49. In hot weather do you use a blanket... Nope.
50. Do you snore... Yes… and I am worried, not a good thing.
51. Do you sleepwalk... Wish -- if I could!
52. Do you talk in your sleep... Very very rare.

53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals... Nope….. hee heeee

Question of the Tag: which stuffed item had Marina Khan with her in Drama Serial Tanhayaan? Just recall your memory folks.

It was a smart Pink Panther.

54. How about with the light on... These days it is YES.
55. Do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on... sometimes I sleep while listening radio.
56. Last interesting person you met... Shayzee -- school fellow -- met him after 5 years.

Tagging

Aamanna – It’s a long tag for you, once again!
Raheel
Khwab
Asma
Hani

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just check the link: blog spot templates

The scheme described there is not working, and em unable to put the image link properly. any clues?

Baba-e-Qoom!
He gave us Pakistan!

















Baba-e-KFC

He gave us the gift of fried chicken!


Thankyou both of you!

So today I have received a call letter for an interview!!! Wohaaaa! I wasn’t expecting that. They have just sent the letter at 11^th hour. Interview is on this Friday. Now I am fully active, feeling energetic and all my senses have started working properly and are ready to accept another challenge type of thingeee. Coz only two nights and lot of things to revise. So once again it’s me with books, cups of tea and Cold n foggy winter nights! In a full mood to study and to prepare for this upcoming interview. Actually it does not matter whether they call you to join or not, whether you join them or not .... appearing in these tests and interviews matters. Coz they are very important for self-evaluation. They actually tell you that where you are standing in market, what you have already learnt, how much do you know about your field and which are the things that you still have to learn. So that's why appearing in tests with full preparation and confidence is always recommended and is necessary as well. They only way to simply come outta your own moving-shell, to interact with others and to remain in touch with the goings on.

Tomorrow I have to tell another new story to my HoD so that he may grant me a leave on Friday. That’s a one big hurdle ahead. I was already on leave on last Thursday. Let us see what happens. TC.

Listening to: Mayra Peyar by Amir Zaki

Are you familiar with this thing?


Buy it from here for only US $ 12.99

Yesterday's Discovery: A partially mean person.

Nature of a person can be changed but it can not be changed permanently. So more or less, nature remains the same. I have personally observed this thing in many people around me. And testing a person again and agian is not a wise thing. Once you come to know about him/her, you must stop expecting any thing good or any type of favor from that side. The element of meanness always remains at their end . So, better off without them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Sharfoo was wondering: Keeps the doctor away from what??


Sharfoo heard from somewhere: Alexander the great --- was born in a plate!
The other day he was telling me: some born in a plate, some born with a spoon – that’s how people of this world started knowing about spoons and plates.

Bus Sharfoo Bus --- Bohat ho ga’ey --- Mujay Aisa Kiyon Lagta Hay Kah Tum Mujay Qatal Kurwa’oo Gay?


Listening to: Rim Jhim by Shuja Haider.

Marvellous! Though personal choices may vary but do listen it atleast once.
GEt it from Here

LESCO- Lahore Electric Supply Company is doing a real good job. They do attend the complaints made by the customers on phone calls. My brother just dialed their number and told them the problem about light fluctuation and after half hour they were knocking our door. It was simply a matter of tightening the cable connections from transformer and took them only 10 minutes. Good Work! I wasn’t expecting this quick service from them!

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A while ago I was composing a job application form in MS Word, according to the ‘specimen format’ given in this Sunday’s Dawn that was advertised by Atomic Energy Commission of Pakistan. These forms are not available on their webpage; rather they take a test of an applicant’s skill in MS Office by giving these specimens in the papers. Fauji Fertilizer Company also does the same. And one more thing about AEC is that they don’t call for a test / interview before 3 months. And luckily if you clear all the tests and interviews then there is a long security clearance period.

‘Khaak Ho Jain Gay Tumhara Call Letter Aanay Tak’ wali baat hay….!

These days where there is a vacancy … there is my CV :) Now I know I can’t continue my present job for a long time. I am just waiting for a better or at least an equivalent opportunity.

You might be thinking why I want to switch over the job? No doubt I am drawing a handsome salary from here, environment is good too, and office is not that far from home - I am enjoying the comforts of home unlike most of my class fellows. But the strict policies of company, bland tasting food and their poor transport service are the things that are indeed a bad experience and compel me 20 times a day to put a resign on my HOD’s table- with a smile on my face “Haa Haa … I have found a better job seneeeoooorrr- goodbye”.

So Atomic Energy or the field of Oil and Gas- who offer jobs on attractive salaries & 16/14 or 20/10 Rota are in my preference now. Prayers are needed my fellow bloggers!

Perhaps it might be interesting for you to know that there are only four Polymer Plants in Pakistan and I am working on one of them! And this experience is the only good reason to stay here otherwise I would have moved from here in the very start.

So after typing down all that stuff I am feeling a bit better now. ALLAH meya whatever YOU have written for me, please let it be in my favor - for a better and prosperous future – so that all my wishes and dreams may come true!


Listening to: Hamesha by EP

Stolen from orkut.

Q: Which thing can end the sufferings of half-slaughtered victims of Love?
A: Knife Sharpeners!

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Life is too good if i minus office from it.

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Abul-Qasim kay jutoon k baray main sunna to tha --- daikh bhi liyay ---- 3 din pehlay ---- namaz-e-jummah per masjid kay bahir ---- jaisaw sunna tha unsay berh kar hi paw'ay ---- albata yah pata nahi chal saka kah momi'noon main Abul-Qasim konsay thay :)

Akhir kaar Sharfoo nay bahir ja kar taleem hasil karnay ka faisla kar liya…………


***A grey wolf howls - just like it howls mysteriously in front of
a full moon***


Ore phir ………………….


5 mint baad Sharfoo apnay college kay gate say bahar sarak per khara tha ………. !!

Sharfoo was given home work to write an essay of 500 words on forests.

He had heard somewhere that a picture is worth 1000 words. So when he pasted this picture in his notebook with gum, he was very happy.

"Ajj to murghaa nahi bano ga ... home work complete hay"

Magar ........

Sha'eed kismat ajj bhi us per may'herbaan nahi thi ....

When his Ostaad Sahib checked his homework ... don't ask what happened next with him ....


Random Thought: Office main Lapooo per kaam karnay ki waja say filhaal apna Deskoo (Desktop) zahar lag raha hay :S

Tagged

Asma Mirza tagged me -- thankyou.


P . E . R . S . O . N . A . L . S .

-Name/initials: Munir/M
-Birthday: 11th December, 1980 --- If avaerage age is 50, then I have lived half of my life.
-Siblings: Four.
-Height: 5’ 8’’


F. A . S . H . I . O . N . S . T . U . F . F .


-Where is your favorite place to shop: Liberty-Lahore


.S . P . E . C . I . F . I . C . S .

-What are you most scared of?: While thinking about death.?
-What would you change about yourself?: I will change my eating habits and would like to switch to vegetables!


F . A . V . O . R . I . T . E . S .


-Color: Purple, Parrot Green, Navy/Sky Blue, Orange and Cherry Red.

-Food: Any thing that tastes well and it must be spicy.

-subjects in school: Nah Nah Nah … plz … Let the sleeping dogs lie ----- Thankyou.

-Hobbies: Now I can’t type here ‘Sleeping’ lolz.
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Have you Ever Smoked?: Yes! There is nothing wrong in it ---- except health risks that take time to surface. People often exaggerate when they say ‘Cigarette-noshi aik lanat hai.’

-bungee jumped?: Nops … but I would like to go for it!

-been in love?: My heart aches.

-Ever made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No … if you are asking particularly about getting outta trouble.

-cried when someone died?: Yes – very natural.


C . U . R . R . E . N . T .


-music: Hotel California - Instrumental
-desktop picture: A pic from American Aviaton Gallery.










-book you're reading: A Textbook of Electrical Technology a.k.a BL Theraja.
-in cd player: Spinning nothing … FM89 rocks.
-in DVD player: Still in my To-Buy-List


A . R . E . Y . O . U .


-insecure: Thanks to ALLAH, I am not insecure.
-moody: Everybody on this planet is moody and I am not fom Mars.
-hard working: Sometimes.
-organized: Yes.
-shy: These type of questions are for our Mashriqi Larkiyaan.
-difficult: Not much difficult if compared with Complex Fourier and Laplace Transformations….. LoLz
-messy: Not at all. *Declares in full confidence.*
-obsessed: Sometimes


R . A . N . D . O . M .


-In the morning I am: Almost Fresh!!! I am gradually saying goodbye to my Laziness … Getting up early isn’t a big problem for me now.
-I dream about: One day I will move to NØRGE.


F . I . N . A . L . Q . U . E . S . T . I . O . N . S .


-what was the last film you saw at the movies? Gone are the days jab GH filmain daykha kartay thay. Time he nahi milta.
-what did you have for breakfast this morning?: Andaa Paratha and Chai.
-could you live without your computer?: Yes … But lifestyle change ho jaey ga.
-Gold or Silver: Are you asking about Credit Cards?
-would you color your hair?: No.


T.A.G.G.I.N.G.

Raheel, Naqi, Hani, Lil Princess, Khawab, Aamanna and SG.

KUCH DIN PEHLAY MIRZA ASIF SAY MULAQQT HOWI --- PURANAY CLASS FELLOW HAIN ----- P.I.A SAY INTERNSHIP KAR KAY TAZA TAZA FARIG HOWAY HAIN --- OSS DIN JANAB NAY PIA KI SHAAN MAIN KAMAL QASEDAY PERHAY --- BARAY JAZBATI THAY ---- 777 ORE 747 KI TAREEF KARTAY ZABAN NAHI THAKTI THI ----- MUJAY DAR THA JAZBATI HO KAR KHOD HI TAKE OFF NA KAR JAEIN :)


WO KHOD TO QISSAY SUNAA KAR CHALTAY BANAY ------ MAGAR HUMARAY DRAWING ROOM MAIN ABHI TAK HUNGAMA BERPA HAY ------- HER 2 MINUTE BAAD 1 FLIGHT TAKE OFF KAR RAHI HAY ORE 1 OTER RAHI HAI -------- PATA NAHI KAB TAK RUNWAY BUSY RAHAY GAAA ???

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These days carelessness is in air. Yesterday, rather than ironing my clothes on iron stand, Mat per hee kapra bechaya --- ore janab nay kapray istari kar liyay --- Subha oth kar daykha to mat per 2 isterii’yaan bani howi theen --- Bara afsoos howa --- Naa-haq itni
Aht’eyaaat ki --- Mat nay to kharab hona hi tha :-S

Sharfoo bhi aaw mojood howay --- Jala howa mat daikha, apni naaak Sukooriiii ore goya howay: ‘Yah Indoor Mysterious Circles hain.’

Unn kay isss tabsaray ko sun kar hamain yaqeen ho gaya kay un’hain iss discovery per Aik na Aik din Nobel Prize zaroor millay gaa! Ore NP dainay walay bhi Indoor circles per authority hoon gay. Lolz.

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KAFI DINOO BAAD AIK DOST SAY PHONE PER BAAT HO RAHI THI ------- KISSSI BAAAT PER UN’HAIN KOI MASH’WARA DIYA TO HANS KAR BOLAY :

AAJ MUJAY PATA CHAL GAYA HAY -- FARIG DEMAAGH
SHAY’TAAN KA GHAR HOTA HAY!!!!

NAIKI KI QADAR HE NAHI HAY :-s

So i gave up!



Listening to: Hotel California by Eagles.

AoA! Well i remained so much busy during last 10 days. Office, home and office again. Thanks everybody for dropping by meanwhile. Here is the post below for u ppl ... Read on!

Green Head to himself: Do you know GH what your actual problem is? Even being so grown up, you are still hesitant to accept those realities which certainly are the basics to lead a normal human life. It dawned upon me today morning. Actually when I say ‘accept’ mostly it means ‘compromise’. So actually, I compromise with these realities by convincing myself that this is the destiny – only at times when it is incumbent. Oh man, wait for a second, why I am getting that serious? And why I should be? In this world there are different schools of thought. But according to Sharfoo, books and thoughts are none of my business. I have schools with playgrounds only :(



I have GoL – germs of laziness. My parents think that I am the most idiotic and laziest piece of scum on this planet. They never found me doing anything right on the right time in the past 7 years. Rather they have seen me doing nothing. But they don’t know this is everything! No work, no pain. And when there isn’t any pain, who would like to think about gains by the way?


Firstly I was treated with smirks followed by the advices in soft tones. Then they started scolding me and words became harsher and harsher with the every passing day. But one day ……….. Hey STOP for a while! What you are expecting? What should have happened? They broke their patience? Hay na? Aisa kuch nahi howa … One day they gave up - when they realized that I don’t have anything between my ears. Since then i feel myself in heaven!


But sometimes I do give surprises to others. For example when I passed my third year exams in first attempt, the news spread like a wild fire in campus. And what should I say about my class fellows. Their jaws hung wide open with this unexpected piece of news. They said: We were not expecting it atleast form you. That year, Zubair and Adnan were expecting a suicide report from room number 215 - obviously that was the room of yours truly. And interestingly, for many days, after the declaration of result, I remained ashamed for what I had done! My parents and especially some relatives took a while to recover from this shock…..

Ooay pass ho gaya ????


Khair …. I am not that much concerned with the books and results at the moment. I was telling about my torpid nature. When I was in my teenage, I read somewhere that boys in this age fall in and out of love 100 times a year. I also fell in love, in a hope to hit a three-digit number. Ah, my nature once again … it refused to fall out of this love and unfortunately my score remained 1 for the next 2 years. Sadly, my concerned party was much active. When my score was 0.25, her score was 3.


*~GH sheds some Crocodile Tears~*


And these days i have improved a lil bit because of loads of work but still this nature can't be changed. Coz rather than going to the TV Lounge for the Cricket Updates of Pakistan-England Test Match, I am using the Cell Fone Service Updates. Thankyou Warid Telecom! What else should i say now?


Adios.

:(

I am sad.

coz nothing can be predicted about life.

At one moment there is life and the very next moment the kingdom of death and darkness takes over to rule.

And i am feeling sad for Raheela - a professional trekker and climber. Her dead body was found burried under the rubble of margalla towers.

May ALLAH rest her soul in piece. Below is the link to her web page.

www.raheela.com

nothing much to say at the moment.

10 Favorites:

Favorite Season: Beginning Summer

Favorite Sport: Football – in a sense of watching.

Favorite Time: My Childhood.

Favorite Month: March/April/May – It’s a time when the days start to stretch again – when everything becomes so pleasant and bright - when the fragrance of freshly blooming flowers is everywhere in the air. And It’s a season of vibrant colors, cheers & happiness.

Favorite Actor : Skipped

Favorite Actress: Skipped

Favorite Ice Cream: Cherry/Vanilla.

Favorite Food: Fast food.

Favorite Drink: Pepsi and Tea.

Favorite Place: My bed.

9 Currents:

Current Feeling: Normal.

Current O/S: Windows XP.

Current Windows Open: My Pictures, Real Player, Lingo if my Inner Voice – Raheel, WordPad.

Current Drink: Tea.

Current Time: 1:15 PM

Current Mobile(s) Used : Nokia 7210

Current Show on TV: Eid Transmission is on air.

Current Thought: Today I have to study.

Current Cloths: Shalwar Qameez.


8 Firsts:



First Nick: Innocent Devil. (how a devil can be innocent? so I changed the nick)

First Kiss: Ahmm.

First Crush: Tanhayaan fame, so vivacious and so charming Marina Khan.

First Computer: Celeron CPU 1.70GHz.

First Vehicle I drove: Motor bike.

First Job: Obviously as an Instrument Engineer.

First Movie I watched on Pulse Global’s print: Blue Street??

First Pet: Never kept pets. Waisay isn’t our blog an E-Pet?

First Shave: In 1998.

7 Lasts:

Last Chai: Today morning.

Last Movie: Scary Movie 3.

Last Time Shaved: 2 days ago.

Last Web Site Visited: Lingo of my inner voice.

Last Software Installed: Microsoft AntiSpyware.

Last Pill I Had: Disprin – many days ago.



6 Have You Evers:



Have You Ever Broken the Law: Very innocent question. Those who say they havn’t, tell a lie.

Have You Ever Been Drunk: No.

Have You Ever Climbed a Tree: Yes.

Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: No.

Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast?: No.

Have You Ever Broken Anyone’s Heart: Many times.



5 Things:



Things You Can Hear Right Now: Sab Darwazay by Shariq Roomi is playing softly in the background.

Things on Your Computer Table: An empty glass, A note book, The Ravi – Annual mag of GC Lahore ( I am using it as a mouse pad.)

Things on Your Bed: Nothing – I hate mucky rooms.

Things You Ate Today: Breakfast with two cups of tea and a piece of cake.

Things in Mind: I have to complete some pending office work and prepare for 6 monhtly test/interview.

*feels a bitter taste on his tongue*



4 Places You Have Been Today:

Washroom
TV lounge
Kitchen
Bedroom

3 People You Can Tell Anything To:

Still searching for these 3.

2. Choices:

Black or White: Black .
Hot or Cold: Cold.

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die:

In addition to religious affairs, that include bohat sari Namazain, Duaain and Astaghfar - i would like to taste deer’s meat at least once before dying.

Tagging:

Naqi and SG.

This Eid day also passed away very silently.

Current mood: very happy and relax ... but don't know why.

And listening to : Koi baat karo - Tina Sani.

design by GH.

Random Thoughts

Eid holidays of four days! Hurray! Every month should be a Ramadan. But then, will every month have a Chaand-Raat and an Eid-day as well?

Kaash kuch aisa hii hota.
Kia Karin is dil ka … kisi kisi baat per bay tarhaaan machal saa jataa hay.



Ahsun dot net is down. Is it so? Either my PC or Ahsun.net has become Ramadaan sensitive. Has anybody listened to the re-tooled version of National Anthem? Is it available online?

Do you know, in cinemas NA is not played completely. Only its first and last stanzas are played. And only a few people, whose number can be counted on fingers, bother to stand up! What about you guys? Is this a measure of patriotism?


I firmly believe: Wrestling is a modern form of duels of ancient age, in which, ultimately, one of the contestants had to lose his life. Slaves were forced to fight with each other and sometimes they were pushed in the cages of hungry loins and bears, empty handed. That was a complete show of brutality just for the sake of fun. Apart from these shows of inhumanity, these duels were also organized as a game in different events! However, just imagine for a while, isn’t wrestling the same thing that we watch on our television sets today?

Do you agree with me? NO??? *GH raises one of his eyebrows and rolls up his sleeves *



Most annoying question of the day was: App ki Tankhaw kitni hay.


Side bar will be edited soon. Adios.