Bill Gates ka 'Visio'

So tomorrow is the project display. And from the last nite i am making the circuit diagrams of Dc Drives/motors/power suplies/control circuits in Microsoft Visio.
Rather than using 'Electronic Work Bench' or 'Protal PCB' i will prefer visio. I hav found this software quite comfortable to use. :)

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Is it necessary that everyday we should have something worth mentioning? Would that i could type here inurdu font. But it isnot possible. typing in roman urdu is not only difficult but at the same time it is hectic to read as well. So i dropped the idea.

'English hee chalay giii.....'


The changes i made Today :

1- I have changed the skin.(That was nothing.)
2- I have added a poll box on the left side of the page.(A bit silly question, but it's for checking, that how does this thing work.)
3- The mood displayer.

Well you may think that it is not worth mentioning , but i think it is when you do all these things by reading the source codes of other ppl's blogs, and noting down the points: where to put the code, which code? and how to tamper the code .......hah .....it is not easy to do so and to read between the lines and pick one or couple of them from hundreds of lines in a note-pad. Any way 'self help' is the golden rule to follow!

If u know an easy way for these things do tell me!

Orbitting Around

So, today evening i was a body above 40,000 kms fro0m earths surface that revolves in a retrograde orbit. There was silence/coldness/lonliness. Sometimes i used to revolve around this earth and sometimes the earth itself around me. Sun and moon both were in motion around me too. Turn by turn revolving around each other. I had a big tail . A tail of snow . Crystal clear and blue-ish in color. This tail grew at it's max pace and after reaching it's max length it used to shrink/disappear instantly as if there was an energetic flame following it, wanted to finish/destroy it. So i don't know how i reached there and what made me revolving around so high.
why i had a tail ? the tail that used to grow and vanish.....?

Random Thought: Floppy is the most unreliable data carrier.
Random Wish: A refreshing cup of tea. THat i will probably hav after 10 mins (IA).

oily creepers

Things under the same date should appear in the same post.I hav to edit this post only to put a sardar joke here. un fortunately this explorer version does not support/show the text edit bar (only in blogger). dont know wat is wrong. Also i am not able to download 'Hello'.It does not work in this bloody 'system'.
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A SArdar Joke
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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed."What happened ?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "

"How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!"

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Sometimes u hav to b formal. U hav to bear little oily creepers/cheapsters around u. Sometimes to protect urself, sometimes to defend others and sometimes due to unexplainable/unknown reasons. Self defence is the nature's elderest law. how apt!
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I wonder when i see all my friends and other ppl around me. All of them are ambitious. they hav aims. Their approach towards many things in life is soo mature and realistic that i am surprised.
I dont hav any aims...i am as dead as a piece of stone.My life revolves around the cups of tea and i hav nothing except to live in my past. I am passimist. I paint things in blue. I always look out for darker aspects. But isn't it the way to the road of reality? perhaps i don't dream.i know wat i am. I don't over estimate myself. I know wat i can do and wat i can't.I am not a dreamer. To hav aims is good but if someone says he wants to be a PM it will leave me with the only option to mourn.Perhaps i am in a confusion myself. i am mixing many things. Fate, reality, optimism etc and o coz unnecessary expectations...blah blah blah.
nothing mucch to say......

Disappointed

i was expecting someone to come online! but that red icon is still red and it will remain red.a bit upsetting. today i dont wanna read any thing.
well simply downloaded woh lamhay by JAl BAnd. a perfect remix. not ignoreable. put it in the loop and rest in peace ......

na main janooo
nah tu jnay
phir kiyon hay yah tanha'eeey
kaisi hay yah ruswaeey..........

The sluggard---------No More

So today i beated all my records of activeness! i got up at 6 30 am after ages. well it was too cold outside and i had to go to Nadra office for my Id card. going there late is not a good option either. u have to get into long queues. so got the point (bus) at 8 o clock and reached there at 9 am . the whole process took only 20 minutes! and i made my way back to my mamoo's home happily.

"i have not evr seen such a sluggish person in my life",said my nani amma when she came to know that i hav applied for Id card for the first time! i was 6 years late! now i am 24.

Khala asked me,"pehlay yaad kiyon nahi aaya?"
nani amma said :"sustiiiii"
i told them that, "subha 6 30 bajay say to sust nahi hoon"...lolz

although it is a matter of shame for me. i had been using the Id card number of my father by now !

well the story is over. now i will also hav my own identity! Well to be a bit funny , i was having negotiations with govt of pakistan on this issue of identity! hee hee heee ........
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One of my friends said, "yar tum ghazal zaroor gaya karo, coz tum gatay howay rotay bohat acha ho, which is actually the requirement go for a ghazal."
There were times when i used to fall in and outa love 100 times a year.ah gone are those days. Em not sure whether i hav become a bit mature or.....ahmmmm ahmmmmmm ......sighs ....it is something else????
not sure. But dejected paramours (spelling sahi hain???) do want me to sing ghazals....hee hee heeeeeeee

Well while i am typing down these words server is being restarted!well ...wat should i say ? i dont wanna comment on this bloddy service of internet.so, i must talk ab something else to prevent my blood from boiling.

i hate indian stuff, whether it is about movies, songs, their actors/actresses, fashion shows or it is about their magazines or papers.
During my 4 years stay at hostel i hav found most of my friends addicted to that stuff.i know they remain restless if they dont watch indian movie.One of my friends said'"yar i dont have taste for them". But even then he watches those third rated films with bogus/bizarre stories. on reading these lines he can ring my neck!

i would like to watch Gladiator or 13th warrior hundred times each rather than going for indian stuff. And i can even prefer a Shakespeare's play to watch happily.

well india earns millions and billions from its show biz .And ever thought pulling money from whose pocket? Muslims & pakistanis are in majority.
Even in the functions of army they feel happy(apna apna saa....rythem main ....heck.) to listen to indian hits .In wedding functions & movies i hav never seen that any pakistani song is dubbed on the magnetic tape .WEll isn't it eye opening???????????

And another main reason for this hatred: Shirk.....hindus dont believe in 1 GOD.The scenes of their poja paat (prayers), bhajjan (their religious recitations) ,i wonder why we watch them doing so ??? It's a matter of shame that u watch these things smiling...without taking much notice of them? Shirk is going on in front of u , and u dont bother to switch off your cd player or even to forward it ? why ? Why?
Can you tel me? Dont say that we do hav firm believe in islam , and watching these things does not harm our eeemaan .It's a lame excuse.

When are we going to stop these things and open our eyes? I think not in near future.
nobody is ready to listen or talk on this topic.....

"yar tumhain kia takleef hay, nahi achay lagtay to na suunoo"

well , yar kabhi kashmir ki taraf daykh'nay ka khayaal bhi aaay tum llogon ko? wahan kia ho raha hay ? Isn't it the money u pay for their cd's ? And they buy emmo from it ! ever thought ???????

dont wanna say any thing else ...... my ears have turned red ...all blood in my body i think has gathered in my brain and ears..and they are getting hot with every passing second.
Whether u come from one side or other i will not let u win in this controversy.

ashraf jokes

ashraf is an idiot..often ppl dont like him.

He read some where :Spread knowledge.
so he always scatters his books in his room !

"Every action has a reaction"
on reading this he closed his book and waited , nothing happened.

Einstien said:e=mc2
Ashraf hates him, he insists E for Elephant.

Scientists made Apple computers.
Ashraf wanted to make orange computers.So he painted his PC orange.


Ashraf wants to meet "Lever Brothers Pakistan".

Ashraf says:Robin Hood and Robin Neel are cousins.

better to stay quiet!

sardar joke ****

one sardar ji found answer to the most difficult question ever-what comes first , egg or chicken?
O yar , jiska order pehlay do gay woh pehlay aaey ga.

doing nothing

well yesterday i when i was adding some contact nos from my diary to my cell i found a number of a person half a globe away from me with whom i was not in contact for a long time !
So i just gave a bell on his cell fone! well, he then called me bak and talked to me for 1 minute thinking that i am sheryar !lolz.well then i sent him a messege that i ws not the one you had been talking to.but there is still a silence on his side ! perhaps he is angry!