Sometimes when i have a pencil and paper infront of me i can't resist myself from scratching and sketching.
Thats what i normally do. By now i have made hundreds of chairs, tables, books, squares, octagones, castles, cows and donkeys, cars, bikes, jets, computers and ducks and palm trees as well.

Mirza Asif noticed it first and said : "yar kitna furnitur ban gaya hay?"

So, furniture is ready.....Special discounts on dowry. Bring atleast 10 invitations.


Splendid buildings on 'first come' basis.
Attention Ministry of Defence: Octagones available.
Fear not, planes crash over Pentagones only.

Pets also available......No, Donkeys are not pets. Buy Ducks and use them as Watch-dogs.....If not then roast them over coals in your lawn & don't forget to dip in hot chilli-garlic sauce before putting it in your mouth.
Dual purpose ducks.......Wink*


Volumes of books with blank pages available in stock.
Becoming a writer is not a big deal now.... A challange.
Blacken the pages on your own will!!!
Also suitable for those who don't want to study at all.
Blank pages for Blank faces & Empty minds!!!!



Kick America.....We don't need your bloody jets.
We have our own home-made Desi Jets.
Buy one, get a dozen free.



Cars available from scrapyard for learners only!!!!!



Technology was never that cheap in human history. Buying a Notebook is no longer a dream. Hey, wait for second doc, the average price in market for a notebook is around 70,000 Rs. (Waqar bhatti and i did a survey on last saturday at Hafeez center...That's also another story folks.)
So what should b its price on my outlet? ok , buy a brand new Mercedes and get a notebook Free....

'China-ka-maaal' fame Chinese Bakray(goats) are also available for sacrifice on Eid-ul-Azhaa.
Every member of home can have his own Bakra!
For children toy-size bakray also available. Just imagine the children walking on the streets with their toy like bakras a day before eid!
The main advantage of this chinese maal is even a murgiiii(chicken) wala can slaughter them and make his way to the next door in five minutes only.
No more butcher monopoly on eid days.



Worried because of increasing pollution?
worry not.cut as much trees as u can.
varieties of jungles are available!
Go Planet..........!!!!!!!!!!


Cigarettes. yes...wo bhi hain..
....A final attraction for my friends....unfortunately my foes don't smoke...(would that if they too, were into smoking :)


Well, anybody who is interested can contact me over here.
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Yar haji how can the things b funnier when we pass one third of a day at office, one third sleeping and the remaining one third thinking that Kal phir office jana hay......lolz.
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Millions and billions of thanks to ALLAH Almighty ...Weather has got a bit better. And in a couple of days it is predicted that showers are expected in lahore.But this summer i am really thinking that: of all places on this planet earth why i am in pakistan???? dont pray that i may go to Afghanistan or bangladesh! better here. i would like to go to some better region of this world.



All for now....

hmmm.....the first and for the month of june!!!!! I must get regular.

Life had been really that busy in previous 30 days! It was not only monotonous but was tiring as well.
Firstly my life used to revolve around the cups of tea and now around office. i am a rolling stone between office and home! Sleep early and get up early as well. Before joining office i used to sleep during the day times! But now things are totally changed ! After khabarnama at 9 it is my fervent desire to go to my bed! and everybody at home is happy coz they think that now it's ok with my routine .

Meanwhile there is an increase in the no. of ppl whose asses i wanna kick with a brute force. and some day i will! LoL. Anyway !

There is a person in my office whose table is just besides mine and i hav normally seen him discussing about some 'forbidden topics of human psychology.' with other ppl. Lolz. After the birth of his first daughter , 3 months ago, he is very worried these days. Bachaay 2 hee achay......This is what he is thinking about these days. Lolz.

Government of Pakistan wants to see everybody in this country happy.
Once my mamooo asked one of his friends why dont u come back from UK and settle here ?
he replied: yar ki pakistan aaa'eey'ay , aithay logan dii sab toon wadi khoshi aaahi ay '' bijlii aa ga'ey ......pani aaa gaya.....aaa gaey , aaa gaey ........bijli aaa gaey!

So these days we are very happy. Electricity loadshedding /tripping is a routine ......and when there is light then there is water supply shut down.......or sometimes both gone..... 5 times a day we celebrate this happiness.....bijli aa gaey! pani aaa gaya ......Damn it ,,That friend of my mammo was very much right and his decision in that regard was worth appreciating.
Government collects billions of rupees taxes every year but does not provide any facility properly despite collecting the sky rocketing bills of electricity and water. When will the things get better?
I think: never .